“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.

“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops

“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”

“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”

“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades

“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades

“Baby got #221back.”

“Baby got #221back.”

“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns,

“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns,

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands –

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands –

“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout

“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout

“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer

“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer

“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

“Baby got Reichen-back.”

“Baby got Reichen-back.”

“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who

“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who

“I wanna give you the ol’ Raz-zle dazzle.”

“I wanna give you the ol’ Raz-zle dazzle.”

Poor Perry. First the panda and now this…Okay, this one’s

Poor Perry. First the panda and now this…Okay, this one’s

crisis-omega.tumblr.com/post/142078474189/

crisis-omega.tumblr.com/post/142078474189/

whilefalling.tumblr.com/post/578915450/

whilefalling.tumblr.com/post/578915450/

fritzkat:  HD Amateur Sex and Sexy: Dirty girlfriend strips down

fritzkat: HD Amateur Sex and Sexy: Dirty girlfriend strips down

midnitetrucker:  fuckyeahbraziliangirls:  Marcela Greco  TRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

midnitetrucker: fuckyeahbraziliangirls: Marcela Greco TRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

3-holes-2-tits:  Taken on a walk outside, but denied to see or

3-holes-2-tits: Taken on a walk outside, but denied to see or

Is it just me or is Vinyl incredibly sexy? Preview for the next

Is it just me or is Vinyl incredibly sexy? Preview for the next

art-creature:  sometimes i draw outside of sketchbooks lol

art-creature: sometimes i draw outside of sketchbooks lol

interstellerace:angels-heap:angels-heap:Just saw a very serious

interstellerace:angels-heap:angels-heap:Just saw a very serious

“David A. Noebel saw contemporary popular music as a Soviet

“David A. Noebel saw contemporary popular music as a Soviet

mikulios:making HONEST ANTAGONISTS who believe they’re in the

mikulios:making HONEST ANTAGONISTS who believe they’re in the

madriche:  read-outside:  Loving both the Mean Girls references

madriche: read-outside: Loving both the Mean Girls references

asapscience:  Still, the best way to avoid lightning is to avoid

asapscience: Still, the best way to avoid lightning is to avoid

Apparently no one refers to mischief night as goosey night outside

Apparently no one refers to mischief night as goosey night outside

cutiereferences:  steampoweredcupcake:  jada-the-spoopy-adventurer:

cutiereferences: steampoweredcupcake: jada-the-spoopy-adventurer:

jessalrynn:  lovelydeck:  sandersstudies:  sandersstudies:

jessalrynn: lovelydeck: sandersstudies: sandersstudies:

vampireapologist: jackmanhugh: open a new window somewhere in

vampireapologist: jackmanhugh: open a new window somewhere in

dilfxian:ashmeads2:stephaniematurin:porcupine-girl:When y’all

dilfxian:ashmeads2:stephaniematurin:porcupine-girl:When y’all

madelezabeth:  skandning:  Outside of Prague, in the Czech Republic,

madelezabeth: skandning: Outside of Prague, in the Czech Republic,

megandear:   Outside of Prague, in the Czech Republic, is a small

megandear: Outside of Prague, in the Czech Republic, is a small

megandear:   Outside of Prague, in the Czech Republic, is a small

megandear: Outside of Prague, in the Czech Republic, is a small

spazzbot: xoxogarnet:  fl0ralgf:  me: hello can you please tag

spazzbot: xoxogarnet: fl0ralgf: me: hello can you please tag

ultrafacts:  ensanguinated:  ultrafacts:  snix-14:  ultrafacts:

ultrafacts: ensanguinated: ultrafacts: snix-14: ultrafacts: