doubleantlerwilfred:also i may or may not have dismembered him
whalestoeletter: “this was your father’s lightsaber,
applehorseapplehappy: “As soon as it was time to eat,
dincst:I WALKED IN ON MY SON A WEEK OR SO AGO, HE WAS MASTURBATING
slugbox: When I was like five or six my dad was pretending to
trublulotus: saclfriend: thingstolovefor: Kid was absolutely
doubleantlerwilfred: also i may or may not have dismembered
doubleantlerwilfred:also i may or may not have dismembered him
Also, I was so unprepared to be in character as Princess Bubblegum.
tuherrus:so i was thinking about taako’s aunt and started rolling
iamtonysexual: stabs: My dad just saw my report card and started
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast”
livelovecaliforniadreams: “You are Amy’s work husband”
Today’s award for most delightful human goes to the small
tainbocuailnge: tainbocuailnge: social media was a good development
kev-n: doubleantlerwilfred: also i may or may not have dismembered
twinkleofafadingstar: winter-scythe: doubleantlerwilfred:
bitchfacejaeger: cringe-attacks: i overheard these two guys
doubleantlerwilfred: also i may or may not have dismembered
doubleantlerwilfred: also i may or may not have dismembered
doubleantlerwilfred: also i may or may not have dismembered
dopest-ethiopian: celebritiesofcolor: Beyonce yells and points
doubleantlerwilfred: also i may or may not have dismembered
doubleantlerwilfred: also i may or may not have dismembered
tainbocuailnge: tainbocuailnge: social media was a good development
doubleantlerwilfred: also i may or may not have dismembered
iamtonysexual: stabs: My dad just saw my report card and started
doubleantlerwilfred:also i may or may not have dismembered him
hodiddlehum: doubleantlerwilfred: also i may or may not have
doubleantlerwilfred: also i may or may not have dismembered
celestia: once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds
iamtonysexual: stabs: My dad just saw my report card and started
hotboyproblems: the most awkward thing is shutting your friends
everyone keeps talking about stars wars now and when they ask
YELLS you guys are so cute, and we can always watch Bill Nye,
the only reason i wish my family was rich (or at least comfortably