My wife had heard about Bill’s ‘outstanding asset’

My wife had heard about Bill’s ‘outstanding asset’

My wife had heard about Bill’s ‘outstanding asset’ from

My wife had heard about Bill’s ‘outstanding asset’ from

girthyencounters:  My wife had heard about Bill’s ‘outstanding

girthyencounters: My wife had heard about Bill’s ‘outstanding

Three things. 1.) Check out that massive slack bucket cunt. 2.)

Three things. 1.) Check out that massive slack bucket cunt. 2.)

things-that-get-me-off:  ū whore…inflation, I guess. When

things-that-get-me-off: ū whore…inflation, I guess. When

girthyencounters:  My wife had heard about Bill’s ‘outstanding

girthyencounters: My wife had heard about Bill’s ‘outstanding

girthyencounters:  My wife had heard about Bill’s ‘outstanding

girthyencounters: My wife had heard about Bill’s ‘outstanding

Hey this time I was here to see us goI guess I’ll be working

Hey this time I was here to see us goI guess I’ll be working

Guess who’s getting married in a week!Needless to say, I’m

Guess who’s getting married in a week!Needless to say, I’m

The fun thing about a long queue is that I typically bulk queue

The fun thing about a long queue is that I typically bulk queue

theatrical: itsbrittanybutler:  gordo was the truth  I was Gordo

theatrical: itsbrittanybutler: gordo was the truth I was Gordo

-halfway through the chapter--starts timer on the inbox-

-halfway through the chapter--starts timer on the inbox-

Wow, I sure love when random strangers ask me if I’m pregnant.

Wow, I sure love when random strangers ask me if I’m pregnant.

Ok ok i love undertale now x3 i used to hate it but nowww its

Ok ok i love undertale now x3 i used to hate it but nowww its

duulaman:  painted-bees:  shingworks:  kendallhaleart:  I’m

duulaman: painted-bees: shingworks: kendallhaleart: I’m

Somebody remind me when I get home today not to sit on tumblr

Somebody remind me when I get home today not to sit on tumblr

barber-butts:  I guess when im lacking confidence and this website

barber-butts: I guess when im lacking confidence and this website

Part of me wants to do podfic just so I can practice my speaking

Part of me wants to do podfic just so I can practice my speaking

jaclcfrost:  you know when someone asks you a general question

jaclcfrost: you know when someone asks you a general question

Thank you so much for saying this. Graces characters were just

Thank you so much for saying this. Graces characters were just

sketchinthoughts:  This is a collaboration between me and April

sketchinthoughts: This is a collaboration between me and April

chicinlicin:  I felt the need to try and doodle teapot Pearl

chicinlicin: I felt the need to try and doodle teapot Pearl

When I first played Fallout 3 and I finished that quest where

When I first played Fallout 3 and I finished that quest where

nintenerd64:   wow.is there ever a time you nerds AREN’T in

nintenerd64: wow.is there ever a time you nerds AREN’T in

cam4guys:  Fuck! Somehow, I find men who keep their top on while

cam4guys: Fuck! Somehow, I find men who keep their top on while

musclegirlsinmotion:  @tinang13 When it’s December and you’re

musclegirlsinmotion: @tinang13 When it’s December and you’re

humansofnewyork:  “I was about ten or eleven when I met

humansofnewyork: “I was about ten or eleven when I met

Something I’ve always wondered is when famous bands write

Something I’ve always wondered is when famous bands write

I guess when you really love someone, unconditionally..You won’t

I guess when you really love someone, unconditionally..You won’t

drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:  YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU

drewmichaelchadwicksbutt: YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU

 i don’t know why or maybe i’m lying to myself i’m

i don’t know why or maybe i’m lying to myself i’m

jesterball:  jesterball:stupid fucking victorian zoologists arguing

jesterball: jesterball:stupid fucking victorian zoologists arguing

racksley:I love when people talk deep with me. when it’s not

racksley:I love when people talk deep with me. when it’s not

Kinda weird but funny, I’ve had two people tag my Steven &

Kinda weird but funny, I’ve had two people tag my Steven &

Fat and unhappy enough when I don’t have a tummy in my

Fat and unhappy enough when I don’t have a tummy in my

happiest:  them nights when you wish someone was just laid next

happiest: them nights when you wish someone was just laid next