I don’t know whether to laugh or jerk off to this one!

I don’t know whether to laugh or jerk off to this one!

hmm…. interesting… have sex with them for money?

hmm…. interesting… have sex with them for money?

This is a message to everyone thinking like this guy. This is

This is a message to everyone thinking like this guy. This is

sex-cubed:  Eva Angelina in Fuck My Ass Or Fuck Off.Follow sex-cubed

sex-cubed: Eva Angelina in Fuck My Ass Or Fuck Off.Follow sex-cubed

90% larger! That’s almost 100%! Its like having one and 3/4s

90% larger! That’s almost 100%! Its like having one and 3/4s

 So your choices are music on or world off, because with this

So your choices are music on or world off, because with this

fuhrerkingsadley:  if she starts to use your slang or speak like

fuhrerkingsadley: if she starts to use your slang or speak like

yeah uhh ped/o/s don’t fucking tag me? fuck off and die instead

yeah uhh ped/o/s don’t fucking tag me? fuck off and die instead

bibtmmwm:  Do i want to lick it or fuck it…or both!!!

bibtmmwm: Do i want to lick it or fuck it…or both!!!

bibtmmwm:  Do i want to lick it or fuck it…or both!!!

bibtmmwm: Do i want to lick it or fuck it…or both!!!

shitaquariuspeoplesay:  Aqua: “Look. I’m running short.on

shitaquariuspeoplesay: Aqua: “Look. I’m running short.on

thorsbian: Being a fire sign is just thinking whenever ur bored

thorsbian: Being a fire sign is just thinking whenever ur bored

mysoulisinorbit:  jemmasimmns:  please don’t make people with

mysoulisinorbit: jemmasimmns: please don’t make people with

apparently i’m not allowed to be pissed off without getting

apparently i’m not allowed to be pissed off without getting

@ people who make fun of u for complaining about breaking a nail:

@ people who make fun of u for complaining about breaking a nail:

this guy literally would not shut the fuck up the entire match

this guy literally would not shut the fuck up the entire match

Pissed the fuck off.

Pissed the fuck off.

ballad0fthesalad:don’t ask me for discounts on my sexy content!!

ballad0fthesalad:don’t ask me for discounts on my sexy content!!

i don,t give a fuck if someone is coming its not going to be

i don,t give a fuck if someone is coming its not going to be

Always wake up so fucking horny when hungover.

Always wake up so fucking horny when hungover.

people think that a month or two of not talking solves problems.

people think that a month or two of not talking solves problems.

owlmansdead:  professor-pornography:  FUCK HARD OR FUCK OFF

owlmansdead: professor-pornography: FUCK HARD OR FUCK OFF

fyjjong:   the story by jonghyun (day i) ♡ 151002morning routine

fyjjong: the story by jonghyun (day i) ♡ 151002morning routine

warsquirtle:  Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from

warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from

imeverywoman420:volach-deactivated20230326:god this is the best

imeverywoman420:volach-deactivated20230326:god this is the best

I have literally been wondering every year whether you’d

I have literally been wondering every year whether you’d

rock-n-roll-or-fuck-off:“Wasn’t Kurt Cobain that guy

rock-n-roll-or-fuck-off:“Wasn’t Kurt Cobain that guy

professor-pornography:  FUCK HARD OR FUCK OFF

professor-pornography: FUCK HARD OR FUCK OFF

I cannot stand when people pretend to like Sailor Moon and other

I cannot stand when people pretend to like Sailor Moon and other

People fucking piss me off so much, I just want to live in a

People fucking piss me off so much, I just want to live in a

Friendly reminder that if you aren't 18 or older you need to

Friendly reminder that if you aren't 18 or older you need to

professor-pornography:  FUCK HARD OR FUCK OFF   Damn!

professor-pornography: FUCK HARD OR FUCK OFF Damn!

stfuapologists:  vicmorrowsghost:  During his “We Saw Your

stfuapologists: vicmorrowsghost: During his “We Saw Your

discourse-dryad:  dis-curse: fuck off Fuck Off literally fuck

discourse-dryad: dis-curse: fuck off Fuck Off literally fuck

agn0stic-deactivated20220403:Fuck valentine’s, show me

agn0stic-deactivated20220403:Fuck valentine’s, show me

If you’re going to tell me to “ease up” or “back off”

If you’re going to tell me to “ease up” or “back off”