Oh my god my little boy is huge! It’s been a long time

Oh my god my little boy is huge! It’s been a long time

stilldefending:Mom you can stop stressingMom you can stop cryingMom

stilldefending:Mom you can stop stressingMom you can stop cryingMom

pahornball:  Mom: So what do you think? Is my ass too big? Am

pahornball: Mom: So what do you think? Is my ass too big? Am

My face today when i saw the mom of someone i know checking out

My face today when i saw the mom of someone i know checking out

antemrd:  I GOT THIS AWESOME DIRKJAKE PRINT FROM MY BEST FRIEND

antemrd: I GOT THIS AWESOME DIRKJAKE PRINT FROM MY BEST FRIEND

How do i even reply to my best friends mom complimenting me on

How do i even reply to my best friends mom complimenting me on

doctorsassysteinbutt:  dynacap:  I told my mom to google image

doctorsassysteinbutt: dynacap: I told my mom to google image

lolitabandita:  Wish I could have protected my mom when she was

lolitabandita: Wish I could have protected my mom when she was

airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy:   babypaintbrush:   babypaintbrush:

airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy: babypaintbrush: babypaintbrush:

urtube:  h0llo:  boychic:  kaijuleng:  tattoosfade:  oppressionisntrad:

urtube: h0llo: boychic: kaijuleng: tattoosfade: oppressionisntrad:

Oh God, my teachers had to dock so many points from my grade

Oh God, my teachers had to dock so many points from my grade

wintermutal:  wintermutal:  wintermutal:  ilivebetweenjohnsthighs:

wintermutal: wintermutal: wintermutal: ilivebetweenjohnsthighs:

fuckme-bradtollman:  potatoandotherwise:  oh my god my mom came

fuckme-bradtollman: potatoandotherwise: oh my god my mom came

menalaus:  holyromanhomo:  toonamipapi:  gothicbomb:  reggaeairhorn:

menalaus: holyromanhomo: toonamipapi: gothicbomb: reggaeairhorn:

callieohpeee:  when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some

callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some

oh no, I’m having flashback from earlier today conversation 

oh no, I’m having flashback from earlier today conversation 

potatoandotherwise:  oh my god my mom came home and from the

potatoandotherwise: oh my god my mom came home and from the

My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have

My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have

modmad:  ofpaintedflowers:Haven’t posted anything about my

modmad: ofpaintedflowers:Haven’t posted anything about my

koalacola:curioushabits:Watch this video. It’s like the ad

koalacola:curioushabits:Watch this video. It’s like the ad

hikki-ko-mori:  so i was taking a bath a bubble bath to be specific

hikki-ko-mori: so i was taking a bath a bubble bath to be specific

meterapix:  SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND

meterapix: SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND

xekstrin:  not-cooper:  My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here

xekstrin: not-cooper: My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here

communistbakery:  fuckingpunchmeintheface:  communistbakery:

communistbakery: fuckingpunchmeintheface: communistbakery:

danekez:  danekez:  Add “raised by a biker” to the list of

danekez: danekez: Add “raised by a biker” to the list of

klefable:i love little kids that share too much information.

klefable:i love little kids that share too much information.

undercovermcdfan:  jon-snow:  when we were babies my dad was

undercovermcdfan: jon-snow: when we were babies my dad was

Black parents ain't shit

Black parents ain't shit

daft-hunk:dreammaster:  chainsawvigilante:  dreammaster:  streetlighttraffic:

daft-hunk:dreammaster: chainsawvigilante: dreammaster: streetlighttraffic:

This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends.

This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends.

pahornball:  Mom: So what do you think?  Is my ass too big?

pahornball: Mom: So what do you think? Is my ass too big?

mirrortraffic:  NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even

mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even

Oh my god, my mom is using my sword to kill bugs on the ceiling.

Oh my god, my mom is using my sword to kill bugs on the ceiling.

kyleehenke:  last-bi-in-town:  onlyblackgirl:  sourcedumal:

kyleehenke: last-bi-in-town: onlyblackgirl: sourcedumal:

vagiants:  Me: *before I take my first bite*  Mom: is it good?

vagiants: Me: *before I take my first bite* Mom: is it good?

catsandcunts:  We made a cake for our friends that let us stay

catsandcunts: We made a cake for our friends that let us stay