“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m

“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m

“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough

“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough

“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll

“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll

“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel,

“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel,

“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–

“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–

“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D.

“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D.

“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize

“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize

“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.”

“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.”

“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but

“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but

*SCREAMS* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE

*SCREAMS* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE

I didn’t make a graphic since it’s not Sherlock,

I didn’t make a graphic since it’s not Sherlock,

“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during

“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during

“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…

“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…

“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat…

“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat…

“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”

“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”

The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number

Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number

“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours

“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours

“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking

“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking

“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not

“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not

Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I

Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I

“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only

“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger…

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger…

“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m

“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would

“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die

“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die

“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next

“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next

“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in

“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in

“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun,

“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun,

“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the

“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the

“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you

“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal,

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal,

“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even

“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even

not-quite-normal:  So Katy and Carororo let me in on their animated

not-quite-normal: So Katy and Carororo let me in on their animated

sherlock what are you doing you have your own phone and you’re

sherlock what are you doing you have your own phone and you’re

not quite as much time spent on this as the first, but i hope

not quite as much time spent on this as the first, but i hope