“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d

“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted

“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that

“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that

“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a

“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a

“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really.

“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really.

“I have five children.”  Okay, so this one’s

“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s

“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you.

“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you.

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t

“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t

“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.”

“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.”

“I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty

“I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty

“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take

“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take

“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d

“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d

“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend

“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend

“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave

“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”

“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”

“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by

“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by

“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re

“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re

“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I

“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I

“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make

“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make

“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer

“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want

“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity

“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity

“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”

“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”

Pick one.

Pick one.

all

all

super-sandri:  yrbff you can only pick one

super-sandri: yrbff you can only pick one

 Picks up five time as many women as a Lamborghini. 

Picks up five time as many women as a Lamborghini. 

kingjaffejoffer:  I’ve paid for 赨+ dates before. I’ve

kingjaffejoffer: I’ve paid for 赨+ dates before. I’ve

5sosphanandshortbread:actualirleridan:secretlytavroslegs:aslutfor5sos:officialalltimelow:I

5sosphanandshortbread:actualirleridan:secretlytavroslegs:aslutfor5sos:officialalltimelow:I

korrasexual:  dorkly:  The Great Pokemon Dilemma  No one told

korrasexual: dorkly: The Great Pokemon Dilemma No one told

whoredinarygirl:  i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes

whoredinarygirl: i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes

phosphorescentt:  gillianandersons:  do you ever realize that

phosphorescentt: gillianandersons: do you ever realize that

no ordinary rose

no ordinary rose

basically-fer-oohz:  but you’re watching old videos from your

basically-fer-oohz: but you’re watching old videos from your