“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a
“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really.
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s
“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you.
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.”
“I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty
“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take
“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’
“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by
“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re
“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I
“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make
“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
Pick one.
all
super-sandri: yrbff you can only pick one
Picks up five time as many women as a Lamborghini.
kingjaffejoffer: I’ve paid for 赨+ dates before. I’ve
5sosphanandshortbread:actualirleridan:secretlytavroslegs:aslutfor5sos:officialalltimelow:I
korrasexual: dorkly: The Great Pokemon Dilemma No one told
whoredinarygirl: i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes
phosphorescentt: gillianandersons: do you ever realize that
no ordinary rose
basically-fer-oohz: but you’re watching old videos from your