“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’

“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’

“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”

“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”

“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll

“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll

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Submitted by michele-is-badwolflocked:  This isn’t a submission,

Submitted by michele-is-badwolflocked: This isn’t a submission,

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bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/73502685842/

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about

Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade

Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date

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In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…

“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll

“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”

“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t

“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t

“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but

“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but

“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.”

“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.”

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,

“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things

“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things

“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger

“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger

“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off,

“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off,

“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty

“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty

Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more

Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more

The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number

The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous

The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous

mu5icliz:  Based on In Which Sherlock Discovers the truth and

mu5icliz: Based on In Which Sherlock Discovers the truth and

clarice82:  communionnimrod:  clarice82art:  Mystrade ~ Christmas

clarice82: communionnimrod: clarice82art: Mystrade ~ Christmas

meetingyourmaker:  And Then There’s LestradeI got inspiration

meetingyourmaker: And Then There’s LestradeI got inspiration

mystrades:  smelliet:

mystrades: smelliet: