“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted

“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted

“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position

“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position

The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to.

“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to.

“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired

“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired

“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea

“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea

“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”

“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”

Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 1

Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 1

smaugings:  ↳Sherlock meme 1-10 5 Relationships: Mycroft/Umbrella

smaugings: ↳Sherlock meme 1-10 5 Relationships: Mycroft/Umbrella

the-hedgehog-of-baskerville:  I’ll just leave this here..

the-hedgehog-of-baskerville: I’ll just leave this here..

maipurpletardis:  Bahahaha.  Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day

maipurpletardis: Bahahaha. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day

barachiki:  Mycroft abducts John to show off his new hat. 

barachiki: Mycroft abducts John to show off his new hat. 

The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly

“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly

“The things we’d like to do to you… I have

“The things we’d like to do to you… I have

“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s

“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s

“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…

“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…

“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”

“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”

“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste

“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill

“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because

“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because

“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger

“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you

“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you

“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s

“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s

“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not

“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not

CLICK FOR NSFW revenge for THIS  katzensprotte said:  Now all

CLICK FOR NSFW revenge for THIS katzensprotte said: Now all

cumberbitchsandwich:   February 24th, 2011. ‘For Sale: Mycroft

cumberbitchsandwich: February 24th, 2011. ‘For Sale: Mycroft

esgaroths:  February 22nd, 2011. Sherlock tries to sell Mycroft.

esgaroths: February 22nd, 2011. Sherlock tries to sell Mycroft.

moriarty:  mycroft has always seen sherlock as his scared, baby

moriarty: mycroft has always seen sherlock as his scared, baby

clarice82:  communionnimrod:  clarice82art:  Mystrade ~ Christmas

clarice82: communionnimrod: clarice82art: Mystrade ~ Christmas

moriarty:  mycroft has always seen sherlock as his scared, baby

moriarty: mycroft has always seen sherlock as his scared, baby