That’s the kind of shit that will get me squirming and
That time my snake tried to eat herself. What an idiot. haha
snommelp: eroticcannibal: grannyweatherwaxshat: seelcudoom:
~Click for nsfw Johnlock~ “Idiot! You jumped into the Thames
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does
suddenlyoranges: i like people that refer to their head as their
sonofjocasta: My God, I can hardly stand it! Every year he
porcelaincloud: My cat: comfortable, hasn’t moved in 3 hours