storysurfer: Hey everybody, I’m working on a small project
My muse is asleep, hooked up to a machine. Your muse goes to
getsby: cosmo sex tip: when he pulls out his penis begin singing
hdancys: it’s weird when you’re used to liking actors who
stereonotype: i hate when ppl say ‘that band saved my life
Suggest sexual things and muse will reply honestly if it is a
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes: iatethelastofthecorn: fandomacepilot:
headaches & bad luck
As a roleplayer, tell me some things that I need to fix or keep
sadsawako: profaned-soul: sadsawako: no1 cares if ur vegan
sakurawhitefang: jalexfuck: no one gives fanfic writers enough
disowns: honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit
sectumsempera: stranger-touch: So no one told you life was
risahawkeye: i can’t believe people are joking how certain
Since it's halloween, reblog if your ask box will be open for
Send my muse "Trick or Treat!" and see what you get!
jerkidiot: stevant: jerkidiot: i found a parasol in my basement
This Blog is Open to Trick-or-Treaters!
h1ght0ps: Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal
jakemalik: don’t offer me the rest of your fries or I might
Think of the number of followers you have. It doesn't matter
kurwah: send me the name of a ship and i can only reply with (
kataanq: mimzawesome: looking at the official art for Free!
badwolfmolly: feministpixie: If you are a straight dude and
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone tried to assassinate
Send my character a dirty text. Whether by accident or intentional
Pickup lines, good or bad, go!
deprimeettriste: friendly reminder that it’s okay to cry
trashketchum: seriously mom stop laughing or i’ll have someone
lubricatings: if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling
lufioh: YOU KNOW WHATS HORRIBLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH. NOT
harmoniabeats: when you constantly joke-flirt with a friend
orangewave: it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody
What character type do people think I am?
Reblog if you wouldn't mind getting some anons.