*why marry a complete stranger, when you can marry your own mom
You still remember that day. You remember your mother-in-law
how to become a mother
“Hey, mommy, do you think my date will like this?”
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When my son came home for Sunday dinner without his wife and
“Why, son, what do you mean, what am I doing here?”
I was always guaranteed a good time when my son grabbed me and
Dad died a few years ago and about a year ago now, I started
I thought the “birds and bees” talk was embarrassing
Bowmore, why were these two kids such hardcore badasses? Two
“…So yeah, it’s kinda like DOTA, but actually good.
why did the crewniverse go Putin a huge sea in Russia?
I am not at all interested in your side of the story.Why would
Her Mother took the time to explain it once more.“If you do
My mom was sitting there, dressed like I had never seen her.
I can still keep up with twitter and facebook on my phone as
I looked at the phone and saw the text: Am I doing it right,
“Mommy was so naughty today at work. I made all the executives
why didnt you just give me the goddamn yo-yo. we didnt have to
this is why i love the mother series not particularly this but
jeez-ninten: This is why Duster carries the team
Mother of Random
jeredu: Happy Mother’s Day, Alvin. I’m so sorry…
nerdgasmz: eternal8song: potentialfate: we-swaggin: My
Mother 3, Chapter one, Ended.....,
Why did no one tell me that lil’ Mrs. Marshmallow is an
billycostigan-: OH MY FUCKING GOD STONE and here’s again jeff’s
emeralddrop: bace-jeleren: bite-sized-nahiri: thestreetofburgers:
dear mother, why would you let me get an olympus e-p2 which costs
Why in the world does everybody ride this mother fuckers dick
lehrastar: thememesupreme: George Weasley did not celebrate
Only my mother could make a smoothie that tastes like Flintstone
sometimes I don’t get why some of you reblog random posts
pennyshipswincest: the-parkster: German quality tv. A mother
True story the worst part of shaving where the tat is is that