“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!”
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’
“Shall we play doctor? Army doctor, that is.”
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“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come
“When people call me a freak, they mean in bed.”
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–
“I’ll eat you out even though digestion slows me
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations:
“You can ride me if you want. I even come with a riding
“Will you 221-be mine?”
“Whenever I’m apart from you, I’m bluer than
“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought
“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put
“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes…
“Will you be the Sher-key to my Sher-lock?”
“You make me so happy, I spray painted a smiley face on
“When I tried to deduce you, the floating text turned into
“Science of Deduction? Wouldn’t you rather hear about
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How
“You give me a 221boner.”
“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table
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