When your wife asked, “you did hear me when I asked him

When your wife asked, “you did hear me when I asked him

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

This cougars do not ask for tips before getting nude.

This cougars do not ask for tips before getting nude.

Thanks everyone! I had a blast with these pictures, but man they

Thanks everyone! I had a blast with these pictures, but man they

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

I’ve got wine in me, so I’m the most honest, most ready to

I’ve got wine in me, so I’m the most honest, most ready to

fleurites:  1poop: damaseas:   stromae-fanclub:   so extra so

fleurites: 1poop: damaseas: stromae-fanclub: so extra so

Then he does this thing where he makes the conscious decision

Then he does this thing where he makes the conscious decision

ask-lumineeblue:  askdevsider:  thelilnan:  winchesterpondinc:

ask-lumineeblue: askdevsider: thelilnan: winchesterpondinc:

ask-wiggles:Hai Miss Wiggles. It’s me! Spades again! We don’t

ask-wiggles:Hai Miss Wiggles. It’s me! Spades again! We don’t

theladymonsters:  no you don’t understand how happy it makes

theladymonsters: no you don’t understand how happy it makes

My little sister wants me to tell you guys “Happy New Year!”

My little sister wants me to tell you guys “Happy New Year!”

golvio replied to your post: waterjerk asked:i really could

golvio replied to your post: waterjerk asked:i really could

ghostmartyr.tumblr.com/post/185321415550/

ghostmartyr.tumblr.com/post/185321415550/

elasticitymudflap:  when people ask me if i know about a thing

elasticitymudflap: when people ask me if i know about a thing

I think I’m going to ask Nick if he could try to get stationed

I think I’m going to ask Nick if he could try to get stationed

arachnids8rip:  getting asks makes me really happy please do

arachnids8rip: getting asks makes me really happy please do

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

ask-trixie:  (( Happy Halloween!  Sorry for the crude sketch

ask-trixie: (( Happy Halloween!  Sorry for the crude sketch

I ate the ice cream for my dad. I asked him if he wanted some

I ate the ice cream for my dad. I asked him if he wanted some

schiesty:  just finished answering all the asks i had…did you

schiesty: just finished answering all the asks i had…did you

a-happy-slut:  I can’t believe my boyfriend came before his

a-happy-slut: I can’t believe my boyfriend came before his

The corpse of your god can only rot and grow cold. Now promise

The corpse of your god can only rot and grow cold. Now promise

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because

I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because

you guys should tell me about your day or yourself or something

you guys should tell me about your day or yourself or something

*slams fist on table* im so happy so yeah the person who made

*slams fist on table* im so happy so yeah the person who made

topboysdream:  homo-humanous:  Love watching Jeremy Jordan get

topboysdream: homo-humanous: Love watching Jeremy Jordan get

oceanpdas:  send me one!  🌞 - you make me happy!! 💌 - i

oceanpdas: send me one! 🌞 - you make me happy!! 💌 - i

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now.

They keep asking why being in a library gets me off. Because

They keep asking why being in a library gets me off. Because

I administer 1 electrical shock to his balls every day he’s

I administer 1 electrical shock to his balls every day he’s

chrisgandjohnv:  I was getting a massage one day when the Asian

chrisgandjohnv: I was getting a massage one day when the Asian

complexedly.tumblr.com/post/154820233114/

complexedly.tumblr.com/post/154820233114/