Someone just sent me this asking if it’s me… yes it
kanyeoberst: codingandtea: hipsterinatardis: I love this because
marioandjulia: Thanks for inspiring me… I’d love it if you
nympho-kitten: good morning ;)it sucks waking up in an empty
Happy people everywhere do me a favour and shove your happiness
If Y/you send me a message and i don’t respond to it, chances
I guess this is more femboy-ish since my dick is as easily aroused
hellhouse: I have such a problem with secondhand embarrassment that
Every girl I’ve ever dated has had a cat. Every cat of
psalm-onethirtynine: librarian-amy: orbingarrow: nientedal:
Me either.
Me either.
me right now its supposed to be a blanket but it looks like fiz
mortante: “I’m getting sick of being a ghost no one
Someone really needs to help me fix my circadian cycle! Either
Nah, I dunno what I’m doing, either
s/o to whoever just followed me so i could get to #,420 followers.B)))
lancelot-of-the-revolution: okay, English speakers, help me
lancelot-of-the-revolution: okay, English speakers, help me
HihiTo everyone that follows me and then immediately unfollow,
Someone write me a cute message to wake up to so I can stop being
spermbanker: i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me
lancelot-of-the-revolution: okay, English speakers, help me
cloudbff: Me: depression isn’t bothering me Me: *forgets to
spermbanker: i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me
me-sfiggei-to-soutien: urfuckingboss: I either reply in 0.2
“You can either hit the streets or the sheets, it don’t
My mom refuses to believe me when I say that Martin Freeman and
I would love, just once, to be able to bring up getting my tattoo
One of the instructors at work surprised me by giving me two
lucazade: also, i want to apologize to people whose messages
Home alone so I’m going to the roof & maybe get high.
Either I’m useless with tech... or tumblr is useless on windowsphone...
dead-nurse: My cat has become too close to my gf, and he didn’t
dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: iliketosingandstuff: dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:
Spending tonight surrounded by people who fall under the term