I don’t care how this guy fucks me, as long as it’s hard,

I don’t care how this guy fucks me, as long as it’s hard,

daddyswhore:  My mother prepared me as my dad stood by and stroked

daddyswhore: My mother prepared me as my dad stood by and stroked

Today I made contact with an aliens WITH MY FACE!  This t-shirt

Today I made contact with an aliens WITH MY FACE!  This t-shirt

nvclearbomb:  yogaboi:  👏🏻   me as a dad 

nvclearbomb: yogaboi: 👏🏻 me as a dad 

purifiedlotus: me as a dad

purifiedlotus: me as a dad

goon:  me as a dad

goon: me as a dad

fraternallyidaho:  bboybands:  bboybands:  wtfstyls:  Is that

fraternallyidaho: bboybands: bboybands: wtfstyls: Is that

goon:  me as a dad   that is perfect parenting!

goon: me as a dad that is perfect parenting!

Sad Dad

Sad Dad

youthiswastedonme:  Höyryjyrä: ([høyryjyræ], Finnish for

youthiswastedonme: Höyryjyrä: ([høyryjyræ], Finnish for

she's baaaaaack.

she's baaaaaack.

unshrink:  THE DAD HAS POWERS LIKE YO   Me as a dad

unshrink: THE DAD HAS POWERS LIKE YO Me as a dad

jaffajamjam.tumblr.com/post/85944204899/

jaffajamjam.tumblr.com/post/85944204899/

killmoncoochie:  queen-jadabean:  smiley-suave:  theblackmanonthemoon:

killmoncoochie: queen-jadabean: smiley-suave: theblackmanonthemoon:

g-iggle: why father

g-iggle: why father

nowthatswhaticallblogging:  leisures:  i don’t consider myself

nowthatswhaticallblogging: leisures: i don’t consider myself

coeexisting:  troyler-4-life:  mauridianhallow:  beatlesboobsandbulges:

coeexisting: troyler-4-life: mauridianhallow: beatlesboobsandbulges:

freethebooty:  i develop crushes on people for the weirdest reasons.

freethebooty: i develop crushes on people for the weirdest reasons.

visenyatargaryyen:  laughtercues:  kingjohnkat:  redphonebox:

visenyatargaryyen: laughtercues: kingjohnkat: redphonebox:

6ood:  My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to

6ood: My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to

anikattwashere:  holykleenexbatman:  thomas-sanders-with-vine:

anikattwashere: holykleenexbatman: thomas-sanders-with-vine:

iamtonysexual:  stabs:  My dad just saw my report card and started

iamtonysexual: stabs: My dad just saw my report card and started

daikoku-ten:   castiels-celestiel-dick:  polyglotplatypus:  Just

daikoku-ten: castiels-celestiel-dick: polyglotplatypus: Just

tiemydurag:  lost2007:Me as a dad  me as a human being

tiemydurag: lost2007:Me as a dad me as a human being

jibriljoestar:  zubat:  “Me as a dad.”  ME

jibriljoestar: zubat: “Me as a dad.” ME

3chum: when i asked my dad about these he just said “she likes

3chum: when i asked my dad about these he just said “she likes

Just Your Local Manic Pixie Dream Dad

Just Your Local Manic Pixie Dream Dad

smokethefinestweed:  sportingmyself:  the dad  Me as a dad

smokethefinestweed: sportingmyself: the dad Me as a dad

illinoisoutlaw:  dirtroadswhiskeydreams:  flastate-thesouthisgreat:

illinoisoutlaw: dirtroadswhiskeydreams: flastate-thesouthisgreat:

countrygirl2136:  wolfam0ngthesheep:  Being a dad one day, would

countrygirl2136: wolfam0ngthesheep: Being a dad one day, would

chrisworldpeace:  semperfiandoorah:  semper-fi-centeno:  takeabackroad:

chrisworldpeace: semperfiandoorah: semper-fi-centeno: takeabackroad:

southernsideofme:    Bahahahahahhaa!! Yup, gunna be me as a dad!

southernsideofme: Bahahahahahhaa!! Yup, gunna be me as a dad!

lajedijess:   sinewaaves:  digg:  This is what dads are made

lajedijess: sinewaaves: digg: This is what dads are made

sinewaaves:  digg:  This is what dads are made for.  me as a

sinewaaves: digg: This is what dads are made for. me as a

trollszilla:  Me: *slams fist on table* GREG UNIVERSE IS A WONDERFUL

trollszilla: Me: *slams fist on table* GREG UNIVERSE IS A WONDERFUL

video-hall-of-fame:me as a dad 

video-hall-of-fame:me as a dad