“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with
“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking
“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your
“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s
“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d
“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.”
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you
“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get
“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing,
“I bet wearing Claire-de-la-Lune and being blackmailed
“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt?
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot…
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good
“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should
“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted
“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my
fabbington: “Mary Morstan was stillborn in October 1972.
Sherlock/John - Concerto, Symphony and Solitary Addiction (by
ellenharvelle: Mary is not evil. Mary has made bad choices.
MARY MORSTAN IS IN SOME DEEP SHIT CALLING IT NOW
MARY MORSTAN IS IN SOME DEEP SHIT CALLING IT NOW