“What is the line for?”“Freshman Fred, then
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart
“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out
“I would never pull out your teeth one by one or insult
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned
“I’ll eat you out even though digestion slows me
“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash
“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths,
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps
“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade
“Hounds freak me out. You should show me your pussy instead.â€
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella
“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than
out-fuckin-standing.
I like the new line break thing. I may try that with replies
“Line up, gents. This sweet housewife I just picked up fucks
You know that one girl? Girl whose face you cut out of old
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