I don’t remember if she was drunk, drugged, dead or just

I don’t remember if she was drunk, drugged, dead or just

feelin-fristy: Happy (Belated) Birthday, @mcsweezy! Sorry, fell

feelin-fristy: Happy (Belated) Birthday, @mcsweezy! Sorry, fell

sweetheartkandi:  lavender-bubbaa:  sweetheartkandi:  lavender-bubbaa:

sweetheartkandi: lavender-bubbaa: sweetheartkandi: lavender-bubbaa:

jack-aka-randomboobguy:  LATE TFT OC: EDITION 2:  DAMN I’M

jack-aka-randomboobguy: LATE TFT OC: EDITION 2:  DAMN I’M

my kid just fell asleep on the toilet.

my kid just fell asleep on the toilet.

my kid just fell asleep on me and now im screwed cause i cant

my kid just fell asleep on me and now im screwed cause i cant

michaelsocha:  My sex change operation got botched; my guardian

michaelsocha: My sex change operation got botched; my guardian

recaito:  Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

recaito: Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

the-deathramps:  awwww-cute:  Little guy fell asleep in a basket

the-deathramps: awwww-cute: Little guy fell asleep in a basket

are you ever just about to fall asleep and have these weird ‘dreams’?

are you ever just about to fall asleep and have these weird ‘dreams’?

wtf haha my whole left hand just fell asleep because it was supporting

wtf haha my whole left hand just fell asleep because it was supporting

The first thing I did in 2016 was

The first thing I did in 2016 was

lol just fell asleep watching men in black to wake up n see this

lol just fell asleep watching men in black to wake up n see this

raidioactive:  *texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

raidioactive: *texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

agendr:   one time when i let him run around my room he fell

agendr: one time when i let him run around my room he fell

drwhoconfusesme:So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s

drwhoconfusesme:So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s

plantcreep:  snowycelaena:  one time a duckling fell asleep in

plantcreep: snowycelaena: one time a duckling fell asleep in

my ass just fell asleep

my ass just fell asleep

veggieblt:  veggieblt:  veggieblt:  GUYS I THINK THE POPE JUST

veggieblt: veggieblt: veggieblt: GUYS I THINK THE POPE JUST

recaito:  Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

recaito: Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

lustdemonxxx:  After I was done with my sister, she was so completely

lustdemonxxx: After I was done with my sister, she was so completely

just fell asleep

just fell asleep

well i just fell asleep on the sofa

well i just fell asleep on the sofa

cerulean-satin:  officialjeffgoldblum:  laughterkey:  waxjism:

cerulean-satin: officialjeffgoldblum: laughterkey: waxjism:

recaito:  Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

recaito: Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

want2forher:  She had a little to much to drink at the conference’s

want2forher: She had a little to much to drink at the conference’s

recaito:  Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

recaito: Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

laughterkey: waxjism:  officialkirbyfanneoxvevo:  kingdomy:

laughterkey: waxjism: officialkirbyfanneoxvevo: kingdomy:

recaito:  Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

recaito: Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

My girl just fell asleep on top of my bed fully clothed, with

My girl just fell asleep on top of my bed fully clothed, with

very playful today and I just fooled around with darfin and he

very playful today and I just fooled around with darfin and he

dontcallme-jay:  Lmao I just fell asleep mid jacking off. Literally

dontcallme-jay: Lmao I just fell asleep mid jacking off. Literally

recaito:  Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

recaito: Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

recaito:  Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

recaito: Humans of new york: whats your story? Me: i just fell

fuck so i finished class today at 3pm and i was all pumped and

fuck so i finished class today at 3pm and i was all pumped and

well i am just lonely as fuck tonight

well i am just lonely as fuck tonight