“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned

“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned

“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m

“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m

“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is…

Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is…

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’

“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’

Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by

Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by

The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number

maxmakes: I am SUCH a sucker for the ‘grisly, damaged adult

maxmakes: I am SUCH a sucker for the ‘grisly, damaged adult

lordmorans:  can you imagine how hard sebastian laughed when

lordmorans: can you imagine how hard sebastian laughed when