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itsmrheartless:Hey sweetie, can you tell me again about when
itsmrheartless: Jesus, honey.This one is huge, way bigger than
itsmrheartless: Can you stop calling, sweetie? I’m trying
itsmrheartless: We can’t, he’s already forgiven me for cheating
itsmrheartless:Watching your girlfriend’s tiny hand massage
itsmrheartless: At your school reunion, everybody was jealous
itsmrheartless:At your school reunion, everybody was jealous
itsmrheartless: At last! Your best friend’s cock is in my
itsmrheartless:While you’re at band practice, your tiny emo
itsmrheartless: Honey, he made me into his oiled-up fuckdoll.
itsmrheartless: As you watch your girlfriend drink your boss’s
itsmrheartless: You fell in love with when you were kids. For
itsmrheartless: Your dad’s having poker night, so you’ve
itsmrheartless: Morning sweetie! Did you enjoy last night? It
itsmrheartless: He’s upstairs working your final project.
itsmrheartless: You sit and watch from the garage window as
itsmrheartless:Your girlfriend bounces her asshole up and down
itsmrheartless: You lost count of how many times your girlfriend
itsmrheartless: You love getting stupid vine videos from your
itsmrheartless: “Hey, buddy. Sorry about fucking your
itsmrheartless: Hey sweetie,Listen, work have asked me to stay
itsmrheartless: You walk into your bedroom to find your wife
itsmrheartless: It breaks your heart when your neighbour makes
itsmrheartless: Jesus, honey.This one is huge, way bigger than
itsmrheartless:Your father goes for a run every day. At your
itsmrheartless: You fell in love with when you were kids. For
itsmrheartless:Your girlfriend bounces her asshole up and down
itsmrheartless: You sit, tied to the chair, crying. Your girlfriend
itsmrheartless: You sit entranced, your modest erection tenting
itsmrheartless: Your wife swears that she only fucks your boss
itsmrheartless: You pay an extortionate amount of money for
itsmrheartless:What she says; “Baby, I don’t care that you’re
itsmrheartless: At your school reunion, everybody was jealous
itsmrheartless: Oh god! Honey, I can feel my ass stretching
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