“Oh no it’s fine, really! You’re so cute, little

“Oh no it’s fine, really! You’re so cute, little

It has been a while since my daughter woke me up like this. I

It has been a while since my daughter woke me up like this. I

It Woke Me Up - Kacey Johansing, by Various

It Woke Me Up - Kacey Johansing, by Various

blondlittleboy:  I woke up and am still sleepies!  Phoebe woke

blondlittleboy: I woke up and am still sleepies!  Phoebe woke

doasyouretold:  I’m in shock.  Everything changed tonight.

doasyouretold: I’m in shock. Everything changed tonight.

ligavit-obseratum:  6 am morning wood - it woke me up!

ligavit-obseratum: 6 am morning wood - it woke me up!

I etched the face of a stopwatch on the back of a raindrop And

I etched the face of a stopwatch on the back of a raindrop And

milkjunkie13:  moniqalefevre:  It was literally just leaking

milkjunkie13: moniqalefevre: It was literally just leaking

I shouldn't be dreaming of you. I hate that I was and that it

I shouldn't be dreaming of you. I hate that I was and that it

gymratskip:  diaryofadonkeydick:  Dear diary, I am hung like

gymratskip: diaryofadonkeydick: Dear diary, I am hung like

Guys I just woke up as I was mid-fucking-orgasm in a dream and

Guys I just woke up as I was mid-fucking-orgasm in a dream and

It’s cute af when characters have to wake up someone in the

It’s cute af when characters have to wake up someone in the

ssfag:  Oh sorry man did not know this was your fag. It woke

ssfag: Oh sorry man did not know this was your fag. It woke

fake-mermaid:  does anyone else wake up in the middle of their

fake-mermaid: does anyone else wake up in the middle of their

captaindicraprio:  Today my girlfriend woke me up three hours

captaindicraprio: Today my girlfriend woke me up three hours

just-shower-thoughts:  I got hit by a train in my dream,and it

just-shower-thoughts: I got hit by a train in my dream,and it

Baby sister’s crying woke me up! Fml! Then I saw this!

Baby sister’s crying woke me up! Fml! Then I saw this!

kidxforever:  You ever beat your meat and it gave you energy? I

kidxforever: You ever beat your meat and it gave you energy? I

Tfw you fall asleep in your favourite jeans and wake up to blood

Tfw you fall asleep in your favourite jeans and wake up to blood

incestuous-creampie:  Hi folks, this is my attempt at writing

incestuous-creampie: Hi folks, this is my attempt at writing

incestuous-creampie:  Hi folks, this is my attempt at writing

incestuous-creampie: Hi folks, this is my attempt at writing

broad-board:My Little sister woke me up this morning. That’s

broad-board:My Little sister woke me up this morning. That’s

Nick woke me up at four am and I woke up to being held and rocked

Nick woke me up at four am and I woke up to being held and rocked

Just woke up and it feels like I’ve been asleep for days

Just woke up and it feels like I’ve been asleep for days

stackyrack:  Bathed in the golden light of a sunrise…too bad

stackyrack: Bathed in the golden light of a sunrise…too bad

incestuous-creampie:  Hi folks, this is my attempt at writing

incestuous-creampie: Hi folks, this is my attempt at writing

brothers-board:  My Little sister woke me up this morning. That’s

brothers-board: My Little sister woke me up this morning. That’s

Your text woke me up at 7:30. I didn’t have to be up for

Your text woke me up at 7:30. I didn’t have to be up for

It has been a long time that a boner woke me up in the night

It has been a long time that a boner woke me up in the night

ColdThis incredibly cold air just woke me up. Found a blanket

ColdThis incredibly cold air just woke me up. Found a blanket

tamaraaal0vee:  This right here 😍  Hell yea, me af…

tamaraaal0vee: This right here 😍 Hell yea, me af…

moniqalefevre:  It was literally just leaking out of me. It hurt

moniqalefevre: It was literally just leaking out of me. It hurt

I’m just really happy because it felt like everything was

I’m just really happy because it felt like everything was

it’S SNOWING FINALLY yesss

it’S SNOWING FINALLY yesss

captaindicraprio:  Today my girlfriend woke me up three hours

captaindicraprio: Today my girlfriend woke me up three hours

  my cat started banging on my door and woke me up then didn’t

my cat started banging on my door and woke me up then didn’t