”I just got a Yoni egg and I just need to spread the good word

”I just got a Yoni egg and I just need to spread the good word

“That post about the yoni egg got me really curious. I did

“That post about the yoni egg got me really curious. I did

squirtingwife:  Found some old photos in my iPhone… This set

squirtingwife: Found some old photos in my iPhone… This set

Thanks for the submission. Photo is a little bit dark, but it

Thanks for the submission. Photo is a little bit dark, but it

filledfille:  I don’t lay golden eggs. I lay crystal eggs.

filledfille: I don’t lay golden eggs. I lay crystal eggs.

oviplease:  Pushing it out slowly feels so good ♡♡♡   I

oviplease: Pushing it out slowly feels so good ♡♡♡ I

push-4-me:  godsinanalcove:  OMG I super love this!! I get wet

push-4-me: godsinanalcove: OMG I super love this!! I get wet

When a fertilized egg attaches anywhere outside the uterus (an

When a fertilized egg attaches anywhere outside the uterus (an

2damnfeisty:  imsoshive:  hellugh:  stoned-levi:  sullivanthere:

2damnfeisty: imsoshive: hellugh: stoned-levi: sullivanthere:

Poached Eggs over Asparagus. Don’t judge, it was my first

Poached Eggs over Asparagus. Don’t judge, it was my first

it works

it works

headlikeanorange:  The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs

headlikeanorange: The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs

The Royal Crested Easter Egg. Every easter it is hunted down

The Royal Crested Easter Egg. Every easter it is hunted down

This is how my family tells the boiled eggs apart from the raw

This is how my family tells the boiled eggs apart from the raw

GOOD GODI’M NOT KIDDINGMY MOM HAD THIS WHEN I WAS A KID!I lied

GOOD GODI’M NOT KIDDINGMY MOM HAD THIS WHEN I WAS A KID!I lied

It helps if you have this playing:

It helps if you have this playing:

Eggs 🍳

Eggs 🍳

cee-is-just-a-letter:  EGGS NO NO EGGS EGGS NO STOP TALKING YOU’RE

cee-is-just-a-letter: EGGS NO NO EGGS EGGS NO STOP TALKING YOU’RE

dennys:  How many sensual ghosts does it take to make a pottery

dennys: How many sensual ghosts does it take to make a pottery

tweeckos:  i was researching 1920s slang and guys we’ve been

tweeckos: i was researching 1920s slang and guys we’ve been

rgbko:  furnisium:  *looks at the camera like im on the office*

rgbko: furnisium: *looks at the camera like im on the office*

I had an extremely tedious dream last night. In it I was cooking

I had an extremely tedious dream last night. In it I was cooking

photojojo:  Pinhole camera eggs for the eggiest holiday ever:

photojojo: Pinhole camera eggs for the eggiest holiday ever:

eggs-to-rice:  aoba’s hair looks like a jellyfish! ✿

eggs-to-rice: aoba’s hair looks like a jellyfish! ✿

Egg is Life

Egg is Life

girlgrowingsmall:  So I made this for dinner tonight. OMG SO

girlgrowingsmall: So I made this for dinner tonight. OMG SO

stroke it

stroke it

zombiozoid:can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in

zombiozoid:can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in

iatethelastofthecorpse:  liquidglue:  on this day one year ago

iatethelastofthecorpse: liquidglue: on this day one year ago

ramen with egg in the spirit of easter.

ramen with egg in the spirit of easter.

guccikeychain:  the only perk of dating me is i like to cook

guccikeychain: the only perk of dating me is i like to cook

It's kind of awkward when...

It's kind of awkward when...

It is that time of year again. Breakfast always tastes better

It is that time of year again. Breakfast always tastes better

It’s egg month!

It’s egg month!

tweeckos:  i was researching 1920s slang and guys we’ve been

tweeckos: i was researching 1920s slang and guys we’ve been

If you have not received your horsepack yet it is because I am

If you have not received your horsepack yet it is because I am