Your wife showed up at your office, wearing that slutty skirt

Your wife showed up at your office, wearing that slutty skirt

Mood: Slap me across the face then kiss it better

Mood: Slap me across the face then kiss it better

princesscallyie:  prisoner-or-savior:  teacupballerina:  “THESE

princesscallyie: prisoner-or-savior: teacupballerina: “THESE

toldasor:deadlier:vicholas:  I wish they had made Breaking Bad

toldasor:deadlier:vicholas: I wish they had made Breaking Bad