hootie-who:  The more Josh drank the more his muscles swelled.

hootie-who: The more Josh drank the more his muscles swelled.

hootie-who:  Last night Colin had been a 120lb twink until he

hootie-who: Last night Colin had been a 120lb twink until he

hootie-who:  The devil offered Matt a deal: An inch added to

hootie-who: The devil offered Matt a deal: An inch added to

hootie-who:  The trick to really making your man a bimbo is to

hootie-who: The trick to really making your man a bimbo is to

hootie-who:  Danny had worried getting glasses would make him

hootie-who: Danny had worried getting glasses would make him

brainlesshimbos:  hootie-who:  The new app ‘AdvEYEsor’ was

brainlesshimbos: hootie-who: The new app ‘AdvEYEsor’ was

hootie-who:  Clint didn’t understand why the Mexican guys at

hootie-who: Clint didn’t understand why the Mexican guys at

jocknotized:  hootie-who:  He kept trying to write captions and

jocknotized: hootie-who: He kept trying to write captions and

hootie-who:  Once the hypnosis video stopped, Hank looked down

hootie-who: Once the hypnosis video stopped, Hank looked down

hootie-who:  Your boyfriend Nick was happy at first over how

hootie-who: Your boyfriend Nick was happy at first over how

hootie-who:  “Man, Thanks Wizard. I can’t believe you

hootie-who: “Man, Thanks Wizard. I can’t believe you

hootie-who:  When the curse hit Jeremy he was 18 and still living

hootie-who: When the curse hit Jeremy he was 18 and still living

hootie-who:  “I would do anything to have a bigger cock”

hootie-who: “I would do anything to have a bigger cock”

hootie-who:  “Go Fuck Yourself, Faggot!” that insult

hootie-who: “Go Fuck Yourself, Faggot!” that insult

Skimpy Boi

Skimpy Boi

hootie-who:  Jace had lost another competition for lack of definition

hootie-who: Jace had lost another competition for lack of definition

hootie-who:  At first you thought the hypnosis didn’t work.

hootie-who: At first you thought the hypnosis didn’t work.

hootie-who:  Denny stood by his computer, surrounded by his ripped

hootie-who: Denny stood by his computer, surrounded by his ripped

hootie-who:  Shane had just been a regular nerd who wanted to

hootie-who: Shane had just been a regular nerd who wanted to

hootie-who:  When Jimmy signed up for the Russian site full of

hootie-who: When Jimmy signed up for the Russian site full of

hootie-who:  Donny could feel himself growing and see Clark shrinking

hootie-who: Donny could feel himself growing and see Clark shrinking

Request: Surfrer Swap

Request: Surfrer Swap

orangehares:  hootie-who:  Alyssa watched as her Boyfriend Jared

orangehares: hootie-who: Alyssa watched as her Boyfriend Jared

orangehares:  hootie-who:  Dave didn’t really understand what

orangehares: hootie-who: Dave didn’t really understand what

hootie-who:  The increasing use of the so-called ‘Daddy Roofie’

hootie-who: The increasing use of the so-called ‘Daddy Roofie’

orangehares:  hootie-who:  Cocky top Chad was so self-centered

orangehares: hootie-who: Cocky top Chad was so self-centered

Request: Trackies (For Gingerhares)

Request: Trackies (For Gingerhares)

Listen @pupamp…I know we agreed to swap for like just a weekend

Listen @pupamp…I know we agreed to swap for like just a weekend

hypnoshawn:  hootie-who:  “Woah man! I can’t believe that

hypnoshawn: hootie-who: “Woah man! I can’t believe that

Corrupting a neighbourJimmy  couldn’t believe it had worked.

Corrupting a neighbourJimmy couldn’t believe it had worked.

hootie-who:  “Go Fuck Yourself, Faggot!” that insult Brad

hootie-who: “Go Fuck Yourself, Faggot!” that insult Brad

orangehares:  hootie-who:  Cocky top Chad was so self-centered

orangehares: hootie-who: Cocky top Chad was so self-centered

hootie-who:  The increasing use of the so-called ‘Daddy Roofie’

hootie-who: The increasing use of the so-called ‘Daddy Roofie’

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Hootiewho AppreciationHootie is a long time contributor of stories

Hootiewho AppreciationHootie is a long time contributor of stories

You think you’re headed for Danny’s body as you feel

You think you’re headed for Danny’s body as you feel