You: Mom? MOM! What the fuck? What are you doing? Your Mom: *Choking*

You: Mom? MOM! What the fuck? What are you doing? Your Mom: *Choking*

stilldefending:Mom you can stop stressingMom you can stop cryingMom

stilldefending:Mom you can stop stressingMom you can stop cryingMom

You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

You came home to find out your brother was holding a huge party.

You came home to find out your brother was holding a huge party.

mothersworkisneverdone:  …you lost the game and your mother

mothersworkisneverdone: …you lost the game and your mother

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of

You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re

Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

You used to love to search the net for candid images of women

You used to love to search the net for candid images of women

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

imagine the satisfaction of your bully as he sits on his couch

imagine the satisfaction of your bully as he sits on his couch

You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved

You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

You were always told by your mom that things would be different

You were always told by your mom that things would be different

Just a reminder to everyone. If you want a place to talk about

Just a reminder to everyone. If you want a place to talk about

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

You didn’t know how to tell your mother this, but you always

You didn’t know how to tell your mother this, but you always

The saying goes “to the victor goes the spoils.”

The saying goes “to the victor goes the spoils.”

Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,

Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,

Have you ever been strangely fond of someone that everything

Have you ever been strangely fond of someone that everything

You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously

You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously

You did well in hiding what it was your mom was. You somehow

You did well in hiding what it was your mom was. You somehow

You were an artist. Or at least that’s what your fans would

You were an artist. Or at least that’s what your fans would

Have your say: How Did You Discover This Fetish

Have your say: How Did You Discover This Fetish

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Era Classic    Originally published February.

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Era Classic   Originally published February.

Me yelling at my mom

Me yelling at my mom

fuck you mom~

fuck you mom~

wnfeliz:  you-dont-compare:  Sigmund fucking Freud.  “Why don’t

wnfeliz: you-dont-compare: Sigmund fucking Freud. “Why don’t

How dare you say anything to me. You say I dont try. You say

How dare you say anything to me. You say I dont try. You say