You ask me to come and collect your drunk whore ass from a party

You ask me to come and collect your drunk whore ass from a party

Love, I’m passing the phone to my hubby. He has just agreed

Love, I’m passing the phone to my hubby. He has just agreed

You had a sinking feeling when your wife said, “I’m

You had a sinking feeling when your wife said, “I’m

I can’t wait to use these apps, Couple and a Between look

I can’t wait to use these apps, Couple and a Between look

lycanthropeful:  A friend and I watched the “Yoü and Me”

lycanthropeful: A friend and I watched the “Yoü and Me”

ABC, 123, Baby you and me.

ABC, 123, Baby you and me.

You kept asking me what I wanted as far as a wedding, as a future.

You kept asking me what I wanted as far as a wedding, as a future.

Homeworld was having troubleWhat a sad, sad storyNeeded a new leader to restoreIts former gloryWhere, oh, where was she?Where could that Gem be?We looked around and then we foundThe Gem for you and me And now it’s…Springtime for Yellow Diamon

Homeworld was having troubleWhat a sad, sad storyNeeded a new leader to restoreIts former gloryWhere, oh, where was she?Where could that Gem be?We looked around and then we foundThe Gem for you and me And now it’s…Springtime for Yellow Diamon

sleep-therapyxxx:  I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah”

sleep-therapyxxx: I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah”

skywordsord:  when you guys make sad posts and no one responds

skywordsord: when you guys make sad posts and no one responds

some-random-blog-for-you replied to your post “chineseshell

some-random-blog-for-you replied to your post “chineseshell

For you and me

For you and me

whateverdun:  if you’ve ever left me a message asking me if

whateverdun: if you’ve ever left me a message asking me if

drakesquad:  tuggywuggy:  drakesquad:  i’ll be like 40 w/no

drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no

For you and me

For you and me

I'd live for you and that's hard to do.

I'd live for you and that's hard to do.

For you and me

For you and me

For you and me

For you and me

THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME 🍕

THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME 🍕

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

You and me, let's live in a fairytale

Eating breakfast in bed at 2pm and watching cartoons with @floatycrownythingz

Eating breakfast in bed at 2pm and watching cartoons with @floatycrownythingz

and our lust for life...

and our lust for life...