CAPTION COMPETITION TIME! It’s the first caption competition

CAPTION COMPETITION TIME! It’s the first caption competition

CAPTION COMPETITION 1 WINNER! Roses are red Cages are silver

CAPTION COMPETITION 1 WINNER! Roses are red Cages are silver

No, I’ll never let you beg to get out of chastity.   I

No, I’ll never let you beg to get out of chastity.   I

You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to

You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to

I own you. It’s safe, sane and consensual. But I own you.

I own you. It’s safe, sane and consensual. But I own you.

Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of

Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of

You are kidding about thursday night, sweetheart, aren’t

You are kidding about thursday night, sweetheart, aren’t

Let’s see if you’re right…  If my new bra

Let’s see if you’re right…  If my new bra

Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all.  Sorry you can’t

Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all.  Sorry you can’t

You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you

You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you

Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom

Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom

You are going to get up here … but you’re going

You are going to get up here … but you’re going

That’s hilarious, sweetie.   You’ve finished your

That’s hilarious, sweetie.   You’ve finished your

I will gently stroke your ball. I will beat you. I will let you

I will gently stroke your ball. I will beat you. I will let you

I don’t care that your dad didn’t  take you into

I don’t care that your dad didn’t  take you into

Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment.   Meanwhile go home

Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment.   Meanwhile go home

Even if you had already shaved, you wouldn’t be coming.

Even if you had already shaved, you wouldn’t be coming.

Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing

Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing

I’ll carry on undressing …   … but if you

I’ll carry on undressing …   … but if you

No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me.  So you’re

No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me.  So you’re

Stop looking so smug and get on with the ironing.  Oh, and take

Stop looking so smug and get on with the ironing.  Oh, and take

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take

I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take

Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen!  Another month for

Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen!  Another month for

And point 17, you didn’t… Hey!  You’re looking

And point 17, you didn’t… Hey!  You’re looking

Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I

Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I

I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.

I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.

Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting

Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting

Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon.   Now that

Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon.   Now that

Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to

Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to

Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you

Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”

I’m a black belt in the marital art of making my husband

I’m a black belt in the marital art of making my husband

Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m

Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m

I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones

I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones

Oh, you’re home.   Get on the floor. I’ve decided

Oh, you’re home.   Get on the floor. I’ve decided