“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling
“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”
“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic
“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!”
“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you
“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing
“I’m sorry my face puts you off. Perhaps you’d
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool
“I made you some shoes.”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat
“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.”
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want
“Let’s get under this blanket and give everyone a
“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and
“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?”
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for