“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you–
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat…
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime
“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug
Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh,