“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.”
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.”
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well,
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t
AH! Thank you so much! I still can’t believe that some
“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer
“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”
“You grew on me like Harold.”
The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t
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“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’
“If the man with the key is king, you must be king, because
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face…
“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach
THEY’RE HERE! THEY’RE HERE!BBC Sherlock pick-up
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