“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing…
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.”
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.”
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well,
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t
“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer
“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets
“Would you still love me even though you’re made
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’
As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video!The Sherlock
catelyn-stark: Jaime’s golden hand cracked him across the
Can we as a fandom address the fact that Gems are basically HomunculiSeriously. They’re
lucifers-handmaiden: The Attack on Titan fandom cracks me up
theres-a-crack-in-my-blog: Stop what you are doing and watch
lucifers-handmaiden: The Attack on Titan fandom cracks me up
cracked: Maybe Lucas never thinking anything through made everything
Silverbutt City: tayness: Wow okay, No. 6 fandom. You really
kisbys:(crackly voice over the intercom) maam please settle down