He is so happy that I’m pregnant after we have been trying

He is so happy that I’m pregnant after we have been trying

I wonder whether condom malfunction is a myth, and how many wives

I wonder whether condom malfunction is a myth, and how many wives

The framed photo is in your bedroom. Many nights, when your wife

The framed photo is in your bedroom. Many nights, when your wife

You blushed when you gave your pregnant wife’s picture

You blushed when you gave your pregnant wife’s picture

 No, my angel, you cannot sleep in mommy’s bed tonight; mommy’s

No, my angel, you cannot sleep in mommy’s bed tonight; mommy’s

 How did the baby get inside mommy’s tummy?  Well, as in your

How did the baby get inside mommy’s tummy?  Well, as in your

Honey, this is what I’m going to wear for my boss tonight.

Honey, this is what I’m going to wear for my boss tonight.

Honey, I know it’s going to be hard to tell your family

Honey, I know it’s going to be hard to tell your family

Honey, someday you’ll have to tell her that she is my boss’

Honey, someday you’ll have to tell her that she is my boss’

Honey, you looked so happy, almost exultant, today, talking with

Honey, you looked so happy, almost exultant, today, talking with

You’ll always remember that selfie of your wife and the

You’ll always remember that selfie of your wife and the

Your wife will never tell you about that day, on her most fertile

Your wife will never tell you about that day, on her most fertile

You immediately noticed that your wife was on a business trip

You immediately noticed that your wife was on a business trip

What could be more humbling? Your own sisters persuaded your

What could be more humbling? Your own sisters persuaded your

When your mother asked you, you didn’t tell her the truth.

When your mother asked you, you didn’t tell her the truth.

It’s soo lovely! I couldn’t have better friends than

It’s soo lovely! I couldn’t have better friends than

You are the only white man of the village. The mid-wife asked

You are the only white man of the village. The mid-wife asked

You’ll never forget your wife’s smile when you finally

You’ll never forget your wife’s smile when you finally

Your wife didn’t think of you. She thought, “It has to be

Your wife didn’t think of you. She thought, “It has to be

Your wife’s most cherished memory is the moment her boss

Your wife’s most cherished memory is the moment her boss

You dawdled, you made a last attempt to avoid the inevitable,

You dawdled, you made a last attempt to avoid the inevitable,

Your wife let him put his condom wrapped penis inside her pussy

Your wife let him put his condom wrapped penis inside her pussy

The first day she met your step-dad she told him, “you’re

The first day she met your step-dad she told him, “you’re

After the initial shock your wife said, “don’t worry,

After the initial shock your wife said, “don’t worry,

- I don’t mind that you are married.- Neither I … it’s

- I don’t mind that you are married.- Neither I … it’s

Honey, do you remember when I took this picture?.We were getting

Honey, do you remember when I took this picture?.We were getting

Your mom was very supportive, wasn’t she? She even said that

Your mom was very supportive, wasn’t she? She even said that

No husband could be happier that you when your wife became pregnant

No husband could be happier that you when your wife became pregnant

Sweetheart, isn’t your dad proud of you and your sister?

Sweetheart, isn’t your dad proud of you and your sister?

I know you love me to the moon and back, honey. Would you like

I know you love me to the moon and back, honey. Would you like

Honey, you not only should give a copy of this picture to your

Honey, you not only should give a copy of this picture to your

Honey, tell me again, whose baby is inside my tummy?.

Honey, tell me again, whose baby is inside my tummy?.

It’s not only that you’ve to take pictures of your

It’s not only that you’ve to take pictures of your

On the same bed where you watched your boss impregnate your wife

On the same bed where you watched your boss impregnate your wife

Your wife hasn’t stopped wearing sexy lingerie …

Your wife hasn’t stopped wearing sexy lingerie …

He told me about his ‘hotwife’ fantasy and I make up stories

He told me about his ‘hotwife’ fantasy and I make up stories