I shouldn’t have said that. I definitely shouldn’t

I shouldn’t have said that. I definitely shouldn’t

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Turns out I have a bitchy side to me.

Turns out I have a bitchy side to me.

A Quick Cleaning.

A Quick Cleaning.

I think I’m getting it now.

I think I’m getting it now.

My God your balls are swollen.

My God your balls are swollen.

What’s the problem again?

What’s the problem again?

Any questions?

Any questions?

Extending your sentence.

Extending your sentence.

Off to France for 12 weeks.

Off to France for 12 weeks.

So, I’ve been thinking..

So, I’ve been thinking..

A cock goes to the zoo.

A cock goes to the zoo.

Request Denied.

Request Denied.

Only the beginning.

Only the beginning.

Girl Power.

Girl Power.

Amy’s bad breakup.

Amy’s bad breakup.

Yes, I know what blue balls are.

Yes, I know what blue balls are.

I’m good at what I do.

I’m good at what I do.

Hi, I’m Amy’s roommate.Inspired by hotmcaps.

Hi, I’m Amy’s roommate.Inspired by hotmcaps.

Get on that load of whites.

Get on that load of whites.

Be Strong, and Keep It In Long.

Be Strong, and Keep It In Long.

A Night at the Chastity Club.

A Night at the Chastity Club.

See you next Christmas, David.

See you next Christmas, David.

Be careful what you wish for.

Be careful what you wish for.

What do you say, hon?

What do you say, hon?

It’s good to be the queen.

It’s good to be the queen.

Cheers, babe.

Cheers, babe.

See you around campus.

See you around campus.

Pull yourself together.

Pull yourself together.

Surprise, bitch!!

Surprise, bitch!!

The Perfect Christmas Present.

The Perfect Christmas Present.

Glad you could make it.

Glad you could make it.

Hold that thought.

Hold that thought.

It’s all the rage.

It’s all the rage.

You Got Yourself Into This Mess, Not Me.

You Got Yourself Into This Mess, Not Me.

This Will Cheer You Up.

This Will Cheer You Up.