“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool

“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool

“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even

“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even

“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for

“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for

“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”

“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”

“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”

“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”

“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t

“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t

“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”

“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”

“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save

“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save

“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t

“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t

“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed

“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed

“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the

“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the

“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got

“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got

“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide

“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide

“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our

“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our

“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even

“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even

“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as

“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as

“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t

“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t

“I would sniff your second hand smoke even if I wasn’t

“I would sniff your second hand smoke even if I wasn’t

“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned

“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned

“I’ll eat you out even though digestion slows me

“I’ll eat you out even though digestion slows me

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland

John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock

John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock

“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t

“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t

“You can ride me if you want. I even come with a riding

“You can ride me if you want. I even come with a riding

“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime

“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime

“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side

“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side

“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me

“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me

“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian

“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian

“I’d smile and wink at you even if it didn’t

“I’d smile and wink at you even if it didn’t

“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”

“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”

“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get

“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get

“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view

“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view

Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests,

Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests,

orangehares:  harvzilla:  I love named underwear lines, like

orangehares: harvzilla: I love named underwear lines, like

Even a casual out take of Candice is compelling and nuanced.

Even a casual out take of Candice is compelling and nuanced.

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:  durbikins:  No one in Japan is lining

diarrheaworldstarhiphop: durbikins: No one in Japan is lining