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*note: caption edited from the original submission* “I

Once the young hypnotist had locked eyes with the shirtless jock

Once the young hypnotist had locked eyes with the shirtless jock

“So I really enjoy having sex with guys, but I find that

“So I really enjoy having sex with guys, but I find that

Drunken Hotel Sex It has been far too long since this sinfully

Drunken Hotel Sex It has been far too long since this sinfully

sharemygirlfriend:  My girlfriend was sucking me drunkenly on

sharemygirlfriend: My girlfriend was sucking me drunkenly on

I ran into my nephew at a bar and he drove me home. I invited

I ran into my nephew at a bar and he drove me home. I invited

400eurojob: drunken-words-are-sober-thoughts:  notmysecret:

400eurojob: drunken-words-are-sober-thoughts: notmysecret:

hotboysasses.tumblr.com/post/118071222480/

hotboysasses.tumblr.com/post/118071222480/

persian-slutwife:  The sluttiest thing I have done is allow myself

persian-slutwife: The sluttiest thing I have done is allow myself

tricias-captions:  In a drunken moment, my co-worker, Marylou,

tricias-captions: In a drunken moment, my co-worker, Marylou,

Random thoughts in a drunken and stoned night, the pope died

Random thoughts in a drunken and stoned night, the pope died

I’ve had my fair share of threesomes; most were meh.My worst

I’ve had my fair share of threesomes; most were meh.My worst

captionspornesp:  friskydingo626:  When my son asked me to dance

captionspornesp: friskydingo626: When my son asked me to dance

just-shower-thoughts:  Crocodiles are just water lizards. Whichever

just-shower-thoughts: Crocodiles are just water lizards. Whichever

kitpocket:  ralph walked zangief home after a night at Tapper’s

kitpocket: ralph walked zangief home after a night at Tapper’s

drunken-words-are-sober-thoughts:  me in 20 years

drunken-words-are-sober-thoughts: me in 20 years

bigcutieruby: just found this old pic i never posted drunkenly

bigcutieruby: just found this old pic i never posted drunkenly

Do you ever look at someone and think, “God, I’d

Do you ever look at someone and think, “God, I’d

notallwerewolves:  weeaboo-woman:  dollsahoy:gameraboy:KFC’s

notallwerewolves: weeaboo-woman: dollsahoy:gameraboy:KFC’s

myredbike:  Drunken hotel sex She’s going to be so pissed,

myredbike: Drunken hotel sex She’s going to be so pissed,

kamala-k:  saneliur:  Can we just appreciate the fact that Bard

kamala-k: saneliur: Can we just appreciate the fact that Bard

sarahxwritesstuff:  I once drunkenly confessed my gangbang fantasy

sarahxwritesstuff: I once drunkenly confessed my gangbang fantasy

Late night, drunken thoughts...

Late night, drunken thoughts...

just-shower-thoughts: Drunken conversations are sober thoughts

just-shower-thoughts: Drunken conversations are sober thoughts

Thoughts Delicious as Bacon-Wrapped Filet Mignon: Day 16: A Drunken

Thoughts Delicious as Bacon-Wrapped Filet Mignon: Day 16: A Drunken

drunken-words-are-sober-thoughts:  pusher—loveee-girl:  7mayforever:

drunken-words-are-sober-thoughts: pusher—loveee-girl: 7mayforever:

just-shower-thoughts:Drunken conversations are sober thoughts

just-shower-thoughts:Drunken conversations are sober thoughts

just-shower-thoughts:  Jar Jar Binks is what you would might

just-shower-thoughts: Jar Jar Binks is what you would might

just-shower-thoughts:  There should be a special section on your

just-shower-thoughts: There should be a special section on your

Drunken Words & Sober Thoughts

Drunken Words & Sober Thoughts

thechronicmasochist:Daddy thought you guys might like to see

thechronicmasochist:Daddy thought you guys might like to see