I dressed up as a girl last Halloween and was walking home drunk
trainingahotwife: wifedatepics2: Cell phone shot from my wife’s
Call me back on payday
Perfect time of night for a call
If I had a dollar for every time my man said he’d call
drink until drunk, call me in the middle of the night, I ask
This was commissioned by someone on deviantART called MidnaAdams,
Hungover Undyne! (Not pictured: Alphys busting a blood vessel).
((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to
acutelesbian:thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk.
thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute
acutelesbian: thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk.
alyona11: Ok what if Narvin gets drunk and gets into the fight?
drunk-and-horny:Call me a tease 😇
spooky2pope: karkats-left-eyeball: spooky2pope: what do you
acutelesbian: thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk.
primordialscream:drunk bob odenkirk giving a speech be like ‘when
gilliverse: If enough people tell you that you’re drunk, maybe
Nothing like ending my day with some immature woman calling my
thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute
thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute
spooky2pope: karkats-left-eyeball: spooky2pope: what do you
classicmeevs: acutelesbian:thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking
beckyshecky: “He also has a perfect ass” “Im gonna go
tryingforbabymorgan: thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive
fuck-yeah-feminist:thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive
My husband’s telling me how one of his fellow soldiers used
Drunk call from the bae is so weird, this makes me wish he was
My cousin drunk called her mom yesterday and left her a voice
When I tell my friend what happened the last time I got black
When I'm drunk and have to kiss all my friends on the cheek
cactuseeds: Me, in 2015: drinking a whole bottle of wine, drunk
anarcho-cynicalism: when your racist uncle says something about
I got drunk alone in my room & I miss someone.
I hate drunk calling someone & not remember doing it or what
Gotta love Drunk Friends