I dressed up as a girl last Halloween and was walking home drunk

I dressed up as a girl last Halloween and was walking home drunk

trainingahotwife:  wifedatepics2:  Cell phone shot from my wife’s

trainingahotwife: wifedatepics2: Cell phone shot from my wife’s

Call me back on payday

Call me back on payday

Perfect time of night for a call

Perfect time of night for a call

If I had a dollar for every time my man said he’d call

If I had a dollar for every time my man said he’d call

drink until drunk, call me in the middle of the night, I ask

drink until drunk, call me in the middle of the night, I ask

This was commissioned by someone on deviantART called MidnaAdams,

This was commissioned by someone on deviantART called MidnaAdams,

Hungover Undyne! (Not pictured: Alphys busting a blood vessel).

Hungover Undyne! (Not pictured: Alphys busting a blood vessel).

((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to

((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to

acutelesbian:thedaysofforever:  Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk.

acutelesbian:thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk.

thedaysofforever:  Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute

thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute

acutelesbian:  thedaysofforever:  Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk.

acutelesbian: thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk.

alyona11:  Ok what if Narvin gets drunk and gets into the fight?

alyona11: Ok what if Narvin gets drunk and gets into the fight?

drunk-and-horny:Call me a tease 😇

drunk-and-horny:Call me a tease 😇

spooky2pope:  karkats-left-eyeball:  spooky2pope:  what do you

spooky2pope: karkats-left-eyeball: spooky2pope: what do you

acutelesbian:  thedaysofforever:  Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk.

acutelesbian: thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk.

primordialscream:drunk bob odenkirk giving a speech be like ‘when

primordialscream:drunk bob odenkirk giving a speech be like ‘when

gilliverse:  If enough people tell you that you’re drunk, maybe

gilliverse: If enough people tell you that you’re drunk, maybe

Nothing like ending my day with some immature woman calling my

Nothing like ending my day with some immature woman calling my

thedaysofforever:  Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute

thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute

thedaysofforever:  Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute

thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute

spooky2pope:  karkats-left-eyeball:  spooky2pope:  what do you

spooky2pope: karkats-left-eyeball: spooky2pope: what do you

classicmeevs:  acutelesbian:thedaysofforever:  Ps. Dont fucking

classicmeevs: acutelesbian:thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking

beckyshecky: “He also has a perfect ass”   “Im gonna go

beckyshecky: “He also has a perfect ass” “Im gonna go

tryingforbabymorgan:  thedaysofforever:  Ps. Dont fucking drive

tryingforbabymorgan: thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive

fuck-yeah-feminist:thedaysofforever:  Ps. Dont fucking drive

fuck-yeah-feminist:thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive

My husband’s telling me how one of his fellow soldiers used

My husband’s telling me how one of his fellow soldiers used

Drunk call from the bae is so weird, this makes me wish he was

Drunk call from the bae is so weird, this makes me wish he was

My cousin drunk called her mom yesterday and left her a voice

My cousin drunk called her mom yesterday and left her a voice

When I tell my friend what happened the last time I got black

When I tell my friend what happened the last time I got black

When I'm drunk and have to kiss all my friends on the cheek

When I'm drunk and have to kiss all my friends on the cheek

cactuseeds:  Me, in 2015: drinking a whole bottle of wine, drunk

cactuseeds: Me, in 2015: drinking a whole bottle of wine, drunk

anarcho-cynicalism:  when your racist uncle says something about

anarcho-cynicalism: when your racist uncle says something about

I got drunk alone in my room & I miss someone.

I got drunk alone in my room & I miss someone.

I hate drunk calling someone & not remember doing it or what

I hate drunk calling someone & not remember doing it or what

Gotta love Drunk Friends

Gotta love Drunk Friends