The above five gifs by STARMACE confirm that he is the maestro

The above five gifs by STARMACE confirm that he is the maestro

“Hi honey.  I miss you and the kids but am happy I went on

“Hi honey.  I miss you and the kids but am happy I went on

“What time is her husband due home?” “Who gives a fuck!” 

“What time is her husband due home?” “Who gives a fuck!” 

Kelly was having so much fun during ladies night out she lost

Kelly was having so much fun during ladies night out she lost

“Hey!  What are you doing with that camera?  I’m a married

“Hey!  What are you doing with that camera?  I’m a married

“Well lets see, Mrs Jones.  Maybe there is a way we can reduce

“Well lets see, Mrs Jones.  Maybe there is a way we can reduce

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wifeswickedlust.tumblr.com/post/121313760524/

Lounge lizards love to seduce housewives on ladies night out. 

Lounge lizards love to seduce housewives on ladies night out. 

“Hurry fellows, we told our husbands we were going to a PTA

“Hurry fellows, we told our husbands we were going to a PTA

If your pulse quickens and you answer ‘yes’ you will love

If your pulse quickens and you answer ‘yes’ you will love

We were concerned that our wedding rings would scratch the strangers

We were concerned that our wedding rings would scratch the strangers

tester1001me:  “Yes honey, I’m in the hotel room of those

tester1001me: “Yes honey, I’m in the hotel room of those

Watch those wandering hands fellows, I’m a married woman just

Watch those wandering hands fellows, I’m a married woman just

depraved-fantasies:  Main Street Movers Review (2-stars) Pros:

depraved-fantasies: Main Street Movers Review (2-stars) Pros:

While you were away a couple of mean looking guys came to our

While you were away a couple of mean looking guys came to our

Hey fellows, who wants a sip?

Hey fellows, who wants a sip?

depraved-fantasies:  His wife was attending another sales meeting

depraved-fantasies: His wife was attending another sales meeting

Hubby will be so pleased with the deal I got on our kitchen remodeling

Hubby will be so pleased with the deal I got on our kitchen remodeling

“Relax Mrs Carter.  No one will ever know how you got the

“Relax Mrs Carter.  No one will ever know how you got the

Careful what you say when your wife can hear… (One hour

Careful what you say when your wife can hear… (One hour

wifeswickedlust:  “Hi honey.  I miss you and the kids but

wifeswickedlust: “Hi honey.  I miss you and the kids but

She told you she got separated from her girlfriends during Girls

She told you she got separated from her girlfriends during Girls

Ever since your wife got that big raise and promotion at work,

Ever since your wife got that big raise and promotion at work,

                           “Work

                           “Work

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wifeswickedlust.tumblr.com/post/141562580351/

yedhode:    Neighborhood Watch members meeting   Looking after

yedhode: Neighborhood Watch members meeting Looking after

Oh my… (giggle-giggle).  You guys sure make a convincing

Oh my… (giggle-giggle).  You guys sure make a convincing

“Trust us, Linda.  This will be our secret.”  “Yeah,

“Trust us, Linda.  This will be our secret.”  “Yeah,

And she can always find two strangers happy to accommodate her

And she can always find two strangers happy to accommodate her

wifeswickedlust: Married five years and hubby still treats me

wifeswickedlust: Married five years and hubby still treats me

wifeswickedlust: Your wife told us that you would only let her

wifeswickedlust: Your wife told us that you would only let her

“Oh, you guys are so naughty.  But my hubby will love the

“Oh, you guys are so naughty.  But my hubby will love the

wifeswickedlust: While you were away a couple of mean looking

wifeswickedlust: While you were away a couple of mean looking

And the mafia bastard brought a friend to share her with… 

And the mafia bastard brought a friend to share her with… 

wifeswickedlust:  Married five years and hubby still treats me

wifeswickedlust: Married five years and hubby still treats me

…. AND SHE IS ALWAYS HAPPY TO OBLIGE.  

…. AND SHE IS ALWAYS HAPPY TO OBLIGE.