Advice to the wordsmiths

Advice to the wordsmiths

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen

by the time you swear you’re his…shivering and sighing…and

by the time you swear you’re his…shivering and sighing…and

nausae.tumblr.com/post/449979784/

nausae.tumblr.com/post/449979784/

doyoulikebadgirls:  “If you wear a short enough skirt, the

doyoulikebadgirls: “If you wear a short enough skirt, the

              “Men seldom make passes at women who

              “Men seldom make passes at women who

beautyabsolute:  “Men seldom make passes at girls who wear

beautyabsolute: “Men seldom make passes at girls who wear

The Penguin Dorothy Parker (Penguin, 1982). From a charity shop

The Penguin Dorothy Parker (Penguin, 1982). From a charity shop

songsofwaterandnight:dorothy-parkers-poltergeist: The original

songsofwaterandnight:dorothy-parkers-poltergeist: The original

ryanembracesfandomsagain:songsofwaterandnight:dorothy-parkers-poltergeist:

ryanembracesfandomsagain:songsofwaterandnight:dorothy-parkers-poltergeist:

“I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three

“I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three

14by8inches:  ❤️ Dorothy Parker @ 14by8inches.tumblr.com

14by8inches: ❤️ Dorothy Parker @ 14by8inches.tumblr.com

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

thereluctantherosrose:dorothy-parkers-poltergeist:Omg the lotr

thereluctantherosrose:dorothy-parkers-poltergeist:Omg the lotr

malinjames:  “Brevity is the soul of lingerie.” -

malinjames: “Brevity is the soul of lingerie.” -

thesadboisguidetolife:homofied:dorothy-parkers-poltergeist:

thesadboisguidetolife:homofied:dorothy-parkers-poltergeist:

 Dorothy  Parker, Jewish US poet, writer, activist, two-time

Dorothy Parker, Jewish US poet, writer, activist, two-time

 “If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to

“If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to

 Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight,

Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight,

antifasith: vortexsophia:  “This is not a novel to be tossed

antifasith: vortexsophia: “This is not a novel to be tossed

punlovsin:  “I don’t know. I don’t know much of anything

punlovsin: “I don’t know. I don’t know much of anything

violentwavesofemotion:  “My own dear love, he is all my world

violentwavesofemotion: “My own dear love, he is all my world

thereluctantherosrose:dorothy-parkers-poltergeist:Omg the lotr

thereluctantherosrose:dorothy-parkers-poltergeist:Omg the lotr

thereluctantherosrose:dorothy-parkers-poltergeist:Omg the lotr

thereluctantherosrose:dorothy-parkers-poltergeist:Omg the lotr

Dorothy Provine in The Bonnie Parker Story (1958)

Dorothy Provine in The Bonnie Parker Story (1958)

Dorothy Provine in The Bonnie Parker Story, 1958.

Dorothy Provine in The Bonnie Parker Story, 1958.

ghostparties: “razors pain yourivers are dampacid stains youdrugs

ghostparties: “razors pain yourivers are dampacid stains youdrugs

Dorothy Parker on Flickr - Photo Sharing! on We Heart It. http://m.weheartit.com/entry/74688

Dorothy Parker on Flickr - Photo Sharing! on We Heart It. http://m.weheartit.com/entry/74688

hipsncurvesplus:“Brevity is the soul of lingerie”-Dorothy

hipsncurvesplus:“Brevity is the soul of lingerie”-Dorothy

Are You In A Dorothy Parker Story?

Are You In A Dorothy Parker Story?

azia:  azia-deactivated20130830: By the time you swear you’re

azia: azia-deactivated20130830: By the time you swear you’re

eeolit:  eeolit: Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

eeolit: eeolit: Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

CherryBam.com

CherryBam.com

CherryBam.com

CherryBam.com

violentwavesofemotion:  “My own dear love, he is all my world

violentwavesofemotion: “My own dear love, he is all my world