dbareactions: When the job candidate can code FizzBuzz in SQL
dbareactions: When the DBAs find out the CIO is thinking about
dbareactions: When the Oracle team asked if I wanted a login
dbareactions: The developers when the backup generator fails
dbareactions: When I decommission the last Sybase server Oh
dbareactions: How I feel after sending my 2,000 line results
dbareactions: When I download a whitepaper and the subsequent
dbareactions: When the help desk comes in with the phone in
dbareactions: When I mention to the DBA that they absent-mindedly
dbareactions: When the security team tries to take away my admin
dbareactions: When the developers learned that last year I set
dbareactions: When I type a thoughtfully crafted search into
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dbareactions: When we gave Visual Studio to the mainframe developer
dbareactions: When I get an Linked In message from a recruiter
dbareactions: The day you finally understand the difference
dbareactions: When the training webcast turns out to be vendor
dbareactions: The junior DBA doing their first database restore.
dbareactions: My non DBA friends when I send them hilarious
dbareactions:When the project manager starts questioning my work
dbareactions:When the BI team comes to ask for an index and we
dbareactions: Microsoft announcing SQL server for Linux https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2016/03/07/announcing-sql-server-on-linux/
dbareactions: When I notice my predecessor, who left me with
dbareactions: When I try to build recursive CTEs I’m
dbareactions: The first time I saw what I’d have to do to
dbareactions: Developers about to lose sysadmin…
dbareactions: When the job posting mentions SQL Server, Sharepoint,
dbareactions: After a major deploy through the night will no
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dbareactions: When we suggest that the CTO should also let go
dbareactions: Load testing the dev server.
dbareactions: “Yeah, I gave the QA guys sysadmin permissions,
dbareactions:When the management ask me to store non-relational
dbareactions:How you feel after deploying your first SSIS package
dbareactions:When you suggest to the developers importing a data
dbareactions: When we built a script to automatically convert