“Happy 18th birthday darling! I’m so sorry I’m
“Mom… th… th… oh God… thank
onlytaboosex: familyandbenefits: - Hello darling.- You are
subgl0w: distinctmemory: gaydessert: homicidalcandybar: bitches-be-all-over-batman:
oufrontis: “I’m your Aunt Maddy, Darling;your Mom has
thepyemancometh: “Oh my god, how’s your brother’s
shakescene: shakescene: my mom, turning up “we will rock
shakescene: shakescene: my mom, turning up “we will rock
shrimpea: garnets
langernameohnebedeutung:Im not my blorbo’s defence lawyer.
bendovermom: “Wow mom, I don’t know what to say.”“There’s
academyfordifficultgirls: annie-douglas-at-40: oh god - i would
mom-calls-me-potato: “Husband”“Wife”“Darling”What’s
o-my-darling: groud-0n: tortexandcobalt: whatever-is-pxre:
shakescene: shakescene: my mom, turning up “we will rock
shakescene: shakescene: my mom, turning up “we will rock
fat-birds: ehlonnastar: Photo my mom took of a juvenile bluebird
darling-nymph: ladyoflate: puppy95: blackgirlsrpretty2: eslamy:
boneheadedram: mslizzysplayground:No darling, mommy won’t
defton3: mommyismylover: Mommy said it’s bed time.I am an
Zayn's Bitch: Acaso soy la única que piensa que Tyler de Teen
welovehelenabonhamcarter: dropsofjupiterrx: Helena Bonham
bestillandheal: moon-darling: aureat: I love the kind of tired
crystalgem-confessions: “If Steven ever decides to grow his
showingbeauty: My super-wife D taken/ borrowed again - this
show-off-girls: “Holy shit, mom, didn’t I tell you that
bestillandheal: moon-darling: aureat: I love the kind of tired
lesbian-god: When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys”
makingupthestory: “Surprise!” she said as he opened
dont-worry-my-darling: so my mom bought these cups that look
lesbian-god: When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys”
stephiejomc: eroscott: skimpymoms: “What are you staring
stephiejomc: eroscott: skimpymoms: “What are you staring
eroscott: skimpymoms: “What are you staring at?” Mom asked.
lesbian-god: When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys”
6ftbrunette: soccer-mom-marie: Fresh from the shower. Just