Dad doesn’t get too detailed when he wants to send an erotic
foodforsub: When Dad first started training me to clean his
When he’s had a bad day, he’ll tell me to ask him how his
His been excited about his circumcision ever since his dad mentioned
blacklongfellow: After beating my Dad in basketball for the
thesickshop: what is my gender? my gender is [large truck passes
cop-puncher-666: cyphella: s/o to the kids who got uglier when
stolenwhales: dance-hall-dyke: satan-is-salmon: psychara:
healingx: The thing about invisible illness is that you feel
kaible: This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s
daytimeblogger: elysedc: The ultimate dad joke compilation
charlesoberonn: Vidalia Appreciation Post Sour Cream might have
emengel: I can’t get enough the fan made family dynamics of
readmor: my dad just said “the breakfast at this hotel is
Oh yay it’s Monday, the day that it’s nearly guaranteed
galaexe: MY DAD JUST SENT THIS TO ME
distractful: Her dad passed out candy to everyone on the flight
saaav: yournewfriendshouse: katastrophic-kitten: im-an-octopus:
vendettafrank: existentialrobotangst: vendettafrank: even
princess-jpeg: jennnalouisecoleman: allmymetaphors: when van
nekobill: bob-belcher: I NEED HIM AS MY DAD A A A A A A A A
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love
juliawiinchester:I’ve decided I’m only going to answer my
coloradoqueen: kingofrunes: yourshipsaregross: disgustinganimals:
glumshoe: When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started
the44thpilot: coelasquid: therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend
glumshoe: When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started
friestrology: ahzodiac: ntbx: Dead at the “lol you wild.
bezoarcureforpoison: strawberryinstantoatmeal: my dad owns a
screamingcrawfish: screamingcrawfish: my dad is drunk watching
kidlazer: florida dad ur doing great sweetie k;sdl;ksdlsdk
simonalkenmayer: fuck-customers: Funny story from the other
staganddragon: Soft things my dad has done One time when he
marvelobsessions: this is the funniest text I have ever received
Well that was a stream, got drunk, fucked own brother first chance
daddyswhore: When Dad told me about working as his secretary