oursuperadventure: In the winter I take on my true form, a woolly
alphajade:“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now”
oomshi: when i die bury me in a ball pit at chuck e cheese
litterbot: rainbowbarnacle: stunt-muppet: he hide in own tentacles
moloweez: micdotcom: WhiteHouse.gov scrubs climate change, LGBTQ,
mechagodzilla: mechagodzilla: metroidtwo: We live in an age
oathkeeper-of-tarth: I noticed Garnet actually starts crying
mothurs:tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr
beesbeesfearfear: Me, playing Stardew Valley: Okay after this
kyleehenke: kyleehenke: I will never forget when i was in art
alphajade: “i can’t think straight” i say. you laugh along,
i pray to never rest in peace
mughler: like,,,i dont even want to be filthy rich with two mansions
asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing
chronicintrovert:self-care is spending 90% of your day absorbed
coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me
zlayaevreika: pinkmckinley: do not think about your crush in
terriamon: mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
feministperalta: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted
inkskinned: i want to be so kind it echoes backwards in time
Every day I go to work at a job I hate so I can make money to
mojav: chillin in bed, one titty out, head hurts, life is a mess
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sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo
ernesthemingwayerotica: crimson-uncovered: I’m totally against
lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass
nonirikku: fluffybunnybadass: #not seeing your friends in
nervouslittlepunkgal: Me: I can’t stand being around children.
pliantlouis: me when i accidentally start typing my comments
sickbraat: forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest
thecringeandwincefactory: nentuaby: original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761
fukkafyla: its TMI tuesday (tuck me in tuesday)
hustlerose: implied: whole pussy out dirt in my mouth sing a
usedchild:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible
scarletswalking: refinery29: This judge had exactly the right
lord-kitschener: swyrs: yesterday i learned about a mythical
girldagger: me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends