Curse me.Full sizes if this and the NSFW version of this image
venusaurphobia: my friends: they were totally flirting with
shantpat: meatyogre: homophobic: arvoze: i took a pic of me
curse of the green hell
thoodleoo:whatever *curses your penis*
officialuscongress:Me @ graduation
asculan: me: *makes a small, completely harmless mistake that
coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me
naturalcomedian: When people who thought I was intimidating
cosmicwitchcraft: me casting evil spirits out of me home “
foxmulders: i’m not saying i need validation to live i’m
fickle-bpd:💐💐💐💐💐 💐 💐 💐💐💐💐💐
rondanchan: Me: I don’t understand sports fans. They put logos
is-that-what-i-think-it-is: me, making my ocs suffer: me when
xekstrin: ecdysozoa: adriofthedead: taschaface: abloodymess:
sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo
asom-broso: writing-prompt-s: Your phone rings. The number
cyberpetty: me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we
kamalakhan: this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are
lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass
mgs3: me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have
c-bassmeow: Me
nervouslittlepunkgal: Me: I can’t stand being around children.
funnyposts: me pressing this stupid lamp at 1am to wake that
starsinursa: me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult
coffeeandcastiel: coffeeandcastiel: my story: hey please write
inactiveblogger: me: i’m gonna ask for help me to me: don’t
Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission
hownottobeajerk: Me at work
adumuntote: sen7ry: Me: *with my dick in your mouth* Man your
girldagger: me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends
myotpisgay: My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick
so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba
WINDO WS UPDATE MADE ME LOSE HALF MY PROGRESS FRIICK
evesday: Hey Sunny, I made this with you in mind since you’re
Curse you coffee for making my teeth look like I’m a cigarette