Curse me.Full sizes if this and the NSFW version of this image

Curse me.Full sizes if this and the NSFW version of this image

venusaurphobia:  my friends: they were totally flirting with

venusaurphobia: my friends: they were totally flirting with

shantpat: meatyogre:  homophobic:  arvoze: i took a pic of me

shantpat: meatyogre: homophobic: arvoze: i took a pic of me

curse of the green hell

curse of the green hell

thoodleoo:whatever *curses your penis*

thoodleoo:whatever *curses your penis*

officialuscongress:Me @ graduation

officialuscongress:Me @ graduation

asculan: me: *makes a small, completely harmless mistake that

asculan: me: *makes a small, completely harmless mistake that

coolhandofagirl:  security called me at work today and told me

coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me

naturalcomedian:  When people who thought I was intimidating

naturalcomedian: When people who thought I was intimidating

cosmicwitchcraft: me casting evil spirits out of me home “

cosmicwitchcraft: me casting evil spirits out of me home “

foxmulders:  i’m not saying i need validation to live i’m

foxmulders: i’m not saying i need validation to live i’m

fickle-bpd:💐💐💐💐💐 💐 💐 💐💐💐💐💐

fickle-bpd:💐💐💐💐💐 💐 💐 💐💐💐💐💐

rondanchan: Me: I don’t understand sports fans. They put logos

rondanchan: Me: I don’t understand sports fans. They put logos

is-that-what-i-think-it-is: me, making my ocs suffer: me when

is-that-what-i-think-it-is: me, making my ocs suffer: me when

xekstrin: ecdysozoa:  adriofthedead:  taschaface:  abloodymess:

xekstrin: ecdysozoa: adriofthedead: taschaface: abloodymess:

sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo

sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo

asom-broso:  writing-prompt-s:  Your phone rings. The number

asom-broso: writing-prompt-s: Your phone rings. The number

cyberpetty: me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we

cyberpetty: me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we

kamalakhan: this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are

kamalakhan: this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are

lmaonade:  brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass

lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass

mgs3:  me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have

mgs3: me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have

c-bassmeow: Me

c-bassmeow: Me

nervouslittlepunkgal: Me: I can’t stand being around children.

nervouslittlepunkgal: Me: I can’t stand being around children.

funnyposts:  me pressing this stupid lamp at 1am to wake that

funnyposts: me pressing this stupid lamp at 1am to wake that

starsinursa:  me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult

starsinursa: me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult

coffeeandcastiel:  coffeeandcastiel:   my story: hey please write

coffeeandcastiel: coffeeandcastiel: my story: hey please write

inactiveblogger:  me: i’m gonna ask for help me to me: don’t

inactiveblogger: me: i’m gonna ask for help me to me: don’t

Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission

Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission

hownottobeajerk:  Me at work

hownottobeajerk: Me at work

adumuntote:  sen7ry: Me: *with my dick in your mouth* Man your

adumuntote: sen7ry: Me: *with my dick in your mouth* Man your

girldagger:  me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

girldagger: me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

myotpisgay:  My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick

myotpisgay: My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick

so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba

so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba

WINDO WS UPDATE MADE ME LOSE HALF MY PROGRESS FRIICK

WINDO WS UPDATE MADE ME LOSE HALF MY PROGRESS FRIICK

 evesday: Hey Sunny, I made this with you in mind since you’re

evesday: Hey Sunny, I made this with you in mind since you’re

Curse you coffee for making my teeth look like I’m a cigarette

Curse you coffee for making my teeth look like I’m a cigarette