You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

You came home to find out your brother was holding a huge party.

You came home to find out your brother was holding a huge party.

mothersworkisneverdone:  …you lost the game and your mother

mothersworkisneverdone: …you lost the game and your mother

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bluvelvet99.tumblr.com/post/62206780725/

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

Slutty blonde MILF Karen Fisher is slammed on the couch - xHamster.com

Slutty blonde MILF Karen Fisher is slammed on the couch - xHamster.com

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bluvelvet99.tumblr.com/post/63029833581/

My mommy gets fucked (by site: Mommy Got Boobs)

My mommy gets fucked (by site: Mommy Got Boobs)

Our bully sewed our moms into a human centipede. 

Our bully sewed our moms into a human centipede. 

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bluvelvet99.tumblr.com/post/63445652966/

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture

The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of

You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of

My mommy. I’d gladly damn her to hell if it meant she’d

My mommy. I’d gladly damn her to hell if it meant she’d

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re

Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re

When my mom goes to job interviews i sometimes wonder what her

When my mom goes to job interviews i sometimes wonder what her

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

You used to love to search the net for candid images of women

You used to love to search the net for candid images of women

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

imagine the satisfaction of your bully as he sits on his couch

imagine the satisfaction of your bully as he sits on his couch

When I was a freshman in high school, I was only five feet tall

When I was a freshman in high school, I was only five feet tall

I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically

I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically

You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved

You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

You were always told by your mom that things would be different

You were always told by your mom that things would be different

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bluvelvet99.tumblr.com/post/79239581683/

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bluvelvet99.tumblr.com/post/79532675647/

The heist was going along as planned. The charges were set, the

The heist was going along as planned. The charges were set, the

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bluvelvet99.tumblr.com/post/81715231646/

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

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