The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the

The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the

Of course you can wear it when you go shopping tomorrow. If you

Of course you can wear it when you go shopping tomorrow. If you

Say goodbye to playing with your balls, darling.  I need this

Say goodbye to playing with your balls, darling.  I need this

Honey, remember that time you promised to make me come every

Honey, remember that time you promised to make me come every

Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in bed.   Noted. Staring

Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in bed.   Noted. Staring

Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You

Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You

They’ve been teasing you since we came out as FLR? This is

They’ve been teasing you since we came out as FLR? This is

You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …

You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? …

Julie?  Hi. Subby just told me that they were teasing him at

Julie?  Hi. Subby just told me that they were teasing him at

Not. A. Step. Closer. The deal said nothing about touching me

Not. A. Step. Closer. The deal said nothing about touching me

No honey, I’m not joking.  These ARE your hobby magazines.

No honey, I’m not joking.  These ARE your hobby magazines.

Oh yes, I forgot.  I DO have 贄 for every time you beg me

Oh yes, I forgot.  I DO have 贄 for every time you beg me

This is such a great makeup brush. So versatile. I’m glad

This is such a great makeup brush. So versatile. I’m glad

The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never

The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never

I rang up to cancel all our pay tv - you know I don’t watch

I rang up to cancel all our pay tv - you know I don’t watch

I love this dream where he does all the housework, makes me come

I love this dream where he does all the housework, makes me come

God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around me when I’m

God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around me when I’m

First you make me come in every room in our mansion.    Then

First you make me come in every room in our mansion.    Then

Honey, remember, it’s kneeling, hands on your head, and

Honey, remember, it’s kneeling, hands on your head, and

Honey, do you remember I got this because you’d told me

Honey, do you remember I got this because you’d told me

You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to

You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to

Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of

Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of

You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you

You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you

Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom

Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom

Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment.   Meanwhile go home

Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment.   Meanwhile go home

No, silly!  Of course you can’t use the dishwasher.  

No, silly!  Of course you can’t use the dishwasher.  

No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me.  So you’re

No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me.  So you’re

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I

Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I

I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.

I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.

Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon.   Now that

Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon.   Now that

Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to

Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”

Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m

Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

me 2 ways

me 2 ways