I dressed up as a girl last Halloween and was walking home drunk

I dressed up as a girl last Halloween and was walking home drunk

Working on my tan…how am i doing so far? Does this count

Working on my tan…how am i doing so far? Does this count

adampvrrish:me walking around my room talking outloud to myself

adampvrrish:me walking around my room talking outloud to myself

tardigradeswing: cant believe Chris Hardwick called us out like

tardigradeswing: cant believe Chris Hardwick called us out like

scoutgender:  if i say something racist please please call me

scoutgender: if i say something racist please please call me

henryscavills:  ‘How you live your life is your business, just

henryscavills: ‘How you live your life is your business, just

justalurkr:emergentpattern:why you gotta call me out like this

justalurkr:emergentpattern:why you gotta call me out like this

pyrilia:  my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out

pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out

mazokhist:  me: is me having a stuffed animal weirdmy bf: no,

mazokhist: me: is me having a stuffed animal weirdmy bf: no,

Don’t call me out like this, IMDb…

Don’t call me out like this, IMDb…

lousolversons:  “He wanted to send my husband, but my husband

lousolversons: “He wanted to send my husband, but my husband

pyrilia:  my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out

pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out

Me when a professor calls me out of in front of everyone for

Me when a professor calls me out of in front of everyone for

abonethrownfromthevoid:shout out to the long haired kings out

abonethrownfromthevoid:shout out to the long haired kings out

dxddyslilwhore:syck-as-hell:I’m not a tamer, but I fucking

dxddyslilwhore:syck-as-hell:I’m not a tamer, but I fucking

fivesecondsofsarang: sudaniheaux:  baetoul:  aphronao: lmao this

fivesecondsofsarang: sudaniheaux: baetoul: aphronao: lmao this

Why you calling me out like that Maury?

Why you calling me out like that Maury?

calling me out like that.. like seriously. you have no right

calling me out like that.. like seriously. you have no right

When my best friend goes out but I have to stay in

When my best friend goes out but I have to stay in

witchbum:  i’d like to formally call myself out on being such

witchbum: i’d like to formally call myself out on being such

lassi:  i need to wear something iconic tonight! maybe my black

lassi: i need to wear something iconic tonight! maybe my black

self lovin six selfies nikkidesirae called me out so (don’t

self lovin six selfies nikkidesirae called me out so (don’t

herlittlepleasures:  you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind

herlittlepleasures: you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind

yungkiitten:  littledarlingnikky:  taenam:  bisexual culture

yungkiitten: littledarlingnikky: taenam: bisexual culture

kissmyastrology: Libra: *gets someone’s number* *asks them

kissmyastrology: Libra: *gets someone’s number* *asks them

Call me Kitten 🖤

Call me Kitten 🖤

so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba

so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba

Call me Daddy👔

Call me Daddy👔

tester1001me:  The trainer at the office called me over. She

tester1001me: The trainer at the office called me over. She

reddstardust:Types of artists (but it’s all me)😔👌I

reddstardust:Types of artists (but it’s all me)😔👌I

call-me-out:  mwahahahaha

call-me-out: mwahahahaha

urhighnessbitch:You turn into a brainless toy so easily these

urhighnessbitch:You turn into a brainless toy so easily these

And Yes, Velvet does indeed fight in that PlayBoy Bunny outfit

And Yes, Velvet does indeed fight in that PlayBoy Bunny outfit

trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing: missdkscully:  The “Oh, maybe

trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing: missdkscully: The “Oh, maybe

slothes-and-gays:Lesbians are so good at pointing out romantic

slothes-and-gays:Lesbians are so good at pointing out romantic

virgil-in-the-bathroom: soorajmakhi: flat stomachs really need

virgil-in-the-bathroom: soorajmakhi: flat stomachs really need