“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”

“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”

“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing

“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing

“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”

“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”

“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”

“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”

“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”

“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”

“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have

“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have

“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”

“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my

“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”

“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”

“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”

“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”

“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in

“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in

“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”

“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted

“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me

“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me

“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”

“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your

“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your

“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?”

“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?”

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.”

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.”

“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not

“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not

“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into

“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into

“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.”

“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.”

“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.”

“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.”

“I put the D in Adler.”Submitted by estrangedgearbox.

“I put the D in Adler.”Submitted by estrangedgearbox.

“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.”

“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.”

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you

“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a

“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a

“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked

“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked

“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a

“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a

Lara Pulver playing Irene Adler from “Sherlock” Season

Lara Pulver playing Irene Adler from “Sherlock” Season

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allieinarden:In Sherlock Irene Adler is just as obsessed with

allieinarden:In Sherlock Irene Adler is just as obsessed with

smifffy:  Irene Adler!!!

smifffy: Irene Adler!!!