“You’re not my real dad!†she screamed at
daughterlover: “You’re not my real dad!” she screamed at
incest4breakfast: So, I know you’re technically not my REAL
oldpeoplefucking:Let me put on a show for you, Daddy & Grandpa
I sent my dad this pic and he said “Is this from pitch perfect?”
Sheeshhhh, what a time to get bladder shy lol /)•///•(\ …
fluffyomorashi: *in the middle of holding my dad calls and tells
setheverman: thatsthat24: thatsthat24: Wanted to send this
sunfortune: whoismitski: spiderman’s uncle said “with
shacklefunk: yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful,
punduca: psychedelicghosts: nezxmi: sovereignsquiggleshire:
smnius: “My Dad’s had a rough couple years, and… I know
nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always
timedclassic: I’ve spent my life not having things in common
thyla: PSYCH- S5E11 | In Plain Fright ↳ My dad’s never had
dirty-photos-of-my-dad: Dad teases me with his dick. You gonna
smdxn: I lost my dad to Fox News: How a generation was captured
Holidays suck in general to me, but everyone around insists I ‘get
My step dad trying to set me up with a guy from his work: 23,
I feel as if the cop doesn’t care if we have our seat belts
The past three days all my dad has been doing is feeding me wine
Im not sure when it happened…but I guess I HAVE turned
So I realized I needed to change SOMETHING about my workouts
rexuality: who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t
just-shower-thoughts: I think the biggest difference between
Just came downstairs to find that my dad opened up my personal
My mother keeps saying that she does everthing like cooking the
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today
so pretty much my dad gave both me and mom his cold
So I work really hard at commissions to earn money so I can get
johnniewaswolf: MY HARRY POTTER BOOKS ARE SOMEWHERE IN THIS
+Jen is stupid +but she cute +I’M NOT CUTE +YOU CUTE
OkaY speaking of IRL character stuff I’m pretty sure I can
bikewheelr: bikewheelr: people who change their phone’s font
smnius: “My Dad’s had a rough couple years, and… I know