I walked into our sunroom and there she was. My mom completely

I walked into our sunroom and there she was. My mom completely

My mom won’t let me have sex with her, she says it’s

My mom won’t let me have sex with her, she says it’s

My mom always looks so embarrassed when I ask her to strip. But

My mom always looks so embarrassed when I ask her to strip. But

That look has had my head spinning for days…. I accidentally

That look has had my head spinning for days…. I accidentally

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

When I was a freshman in high school, I was only five feet tall

When I was a freshman in high school, I was only five feet tall

You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved

You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

You didn’t know how to tell your mother this, but you always

You didn’t know how to tell your mother this, but you always

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

P.S. (Rabbit and Scout)Your dad died in the coldest and most

P.S. (Rabbit and Scout)Your dad died in the coldest and most

fluffy-omorashi:  Oh frick… I was about to go to the bathroom

fluffy-omorashi: Oh frick… I was about to go to the bathroom

unsuitablecontent:tylerstacobell:  OH MY GOD  LMAOOOOO

unsuitablecontent:tylerstacobell: OH MY GOD LMAOOOOO

Moms are so important, but my mom has emotionally abused me my

Moms are so important, but my mom has emotionally abused me my

bethanyactually:  ticklemetuesday:  Everyone likes to say that

bethanyactually: ticklemetuesday: Everyone likes to say that

pokernon:  mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*

pokernon: mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*

"Comrade" but in a gay way

"Comrade" but in a gay way

We went to a rescue barn for my mom’s birthday (which was

We went to a rescue barn for my mom’s birthday (which was

lenabeanss: voguenshit:   theprojectsprodigy:  If your mother

lenabeanss: voguenshit: theprojectsprodigy: If your mother

Okay so this may sound really weird but like all of my mom’s

Okay so this may sound really weird but like all of my mom’s

 So my mom texted me asking if she offended me and nick since

So my mom texted me asking if she offended me and nick since

My dad just told me my dog died yesterday :( i’ve had a

My dad just told me my dog died yesterday :( i’ve had a

rexuality:  who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t

rexuality: who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t

teenagerobotlove:  five o’clock, get a call to go blading at

teenagerobotlove: five o’clock, get a call to go blading at

My mom had multiple miscarriages and I couldn’t have been one

My mom had multiple miscarriages and I couldn’t have been one

I super need to move out of my house, coming back instantly hit

I super need to move out of my house, coming back instantly hit

today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today

today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today

my mom isnt strict or anything but how some people act blow my

my mom isnt strict or anything but how some people act blow my

cummbunny:  today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an

cummbunny: today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an

remember that time I became a vegetarian and my awesome mommy

remember that time I became a vegetarian and my awesome mommy

imaginethebutts:  “what did you do over summer?”

imaginethebutts: “what did you do over summer?”

but in happier news, this morning my mom made me pancakes and

but in happier news, this morning my mom made me pancakes and

i just walked out and my mom blocked me in the hallway and i

i just walked out and my mom blocked me in the hallway and i

my mom called kakashi cute am i hip now?

my mom called kakashi cute am i hip now?

I caught the bouquet at the wedding party last night & now

I caught the bouquet at the wedding party last night & now